new words for old

[decorum]

A Quasimodo Moment ~ that moment where you look someone in the face and think 'Hang on, your face rings a bell!'

A Mahogany Moment ~ Like a Blond(e) or Senior Moment but with added vegetative density.

A twaccident ~ An easily avoidable incident which causes damage to one or more people and / or items of property by the act of 'just messing about'. A fusion of the words 'twit' and 'accident'.

 

[munkiboi182]

not sure if its just local dialect or just something we (norfolk and norwich group) as a group, refer to sausages as "snorkers

on an earlier note on this thread, i think mr fenna should launch his own brand of fenna "anti-spork" products, such as "knoons" (knife/spoons) or "tongles" (tongs/ladles). i think they'd sell like hot cakes