My woodland rap

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Good evening - friends, fans and fellow foragers.
For, 'tis I boatnosepanbow, hunter-gathering maestro extraordinaire!!!!

As the crisp autumn air blows, and my stew broths, I have taken some time out of my bush evening to write to you a new poem. My fans have been in boxing and messenger kestreling me, begging for more of my excellent poems.

For I call together now, all of my bush friends, fans, aspiring boyeurs and fellow heathland foragers..... This is my newest poem - I am now trying my forager hand at rap style poems - it is called a ghettoem!!!


For the night is here,
it has just arrived,
if you feel my rhyme shoot ya arrows at the sky
partridge beast,
a buahmans delicate feast,
you won't catch me on the corner of the street,
no I'm boat nose pan now,
king of forestry

with my arrow I will poach any foul or beast (only joking, I don't shoot with my arrow, just for the rap)
pluck my bow and fire towards the east
an arrow gets lost in the bramble and the heath
but in boat nose
in a flash I'm underneath.
Retreive that arrow using only my teeth.

fans, friends - I hope you went crazy about my woodland rap... Or ghettoem as I call it.
Please let me know how much you love my poetry.

Thanks
boatbose 'tupac shakur' panbow
 
Reminds me of Morris Minor....

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