The dreams of Boatnosepanbow

[boatnosepanbow]

Foragers, wanderers, hunters, friends, foes, poachers, bushmen, boyeurs and most importantly, fans! Tis' I!! Boatnosepanbow, heathland-poet maestro extraordinare!

Thank you for all your kind words of support surrounding my fantastic poetry, that I have recently shared on the forum. Your praise left me so emotional on Wednesday that I forgot about my grouse broth and I burned the beast. My bushman broth was ruined.

If you weren't already awAre, I am an incredible legendary bushtamperer, who writes the best woodland poetry this side of the Himalayas. Go check my Bowem (about a very special bow I once made) or stewem (about my world famous partridge stew). I also do other extraordinary poetry such as my recent thank you poem and my bushland rap.

For the night is nigh, the fog has drawn close. Wise Boyeur, boatbosepanbow, is due his scavenger snooze.

Good night to all my fans, your (unsurprising) support keeps me foraging.

Thank you,

boatnose 'Autograph signer' panbow

 

[crosslandkelly]

Definitely a full moon tonight.

 

[Big G]

Definitely a full moon tonight.

Aye.. the fangs will be out :evilangel:

 

[crosslandkelly]

I've got my garlic and silver bullets to hand.

 

[Tengu]

A poet!

<Runs in terror>

 

[boatnosepanbow]

A poet!

<Runs in terror>

Tengu, my fellow woodsman friend. For, you must conquer your fear of poetry. Read some of my material, it's really good! You can find them at any top book store, etched into woodland trees globally, or by searching 'boatnosepanbow amazing poetry' into the search bar.

Thanks,

BNPB

 

[boatman]

Some on here do not like a bard.
Some hold them all in high regard.
It may not scan or even rhyme.
Doesn't have to all the time.
Makes a halfway decent start
If written mostly from the heart.

 

[boatnosepanbow]

Some on here do not like a bard.
Some hold them all in high regard.
It may not scan or even rhyme.
Doesn't have to all the time.
Makes a halfway decent start
If written mostly from the heart.

a wonderful piece of wood poetry my fellow wander-forager boatman. You should be proud of such fine work! I am boat nose panbow, global poetry/survival icon. Check out some of my other fabulous poetry like my stewem, Bowen, ghettoem or my amazing thank you poem!

Bnpb

 

[WiseOwlWendy]

A fascinating read, a shame about the broth. Perhaps another go may be indeed a good idea...