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Robson Valley

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Buy some really big corn tortillas for crust. I can buy a stack of maybe 8" cheese & corn soft tortillas. DIY pizza with guests or family.

My crust, my sauce, layer of thin slices of fresh tomatos, green pepper & Mexican salami (you can count to 10 before it explodes) Jalapeno Jack and Mozza cheeses.
 

Goatboy

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Jan 31, 2005
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I like your veggie option too BR :) but I like basil and the like on mine too.

Gluten free pizza's dire though :sigh:

Hey Toddy you tried these?
#1: -
2 cups almond flour.
2tbsp chia seeds, mixed with 6 tbsp water (no need to grind the seeds, just let sit in water for 5 mins before using).
2 tbsp olive oil.
1tsp salt.
Preheat oven to 350°F/177°C.

Mix everything together 'till you have a dough. Roll out bases between two sheets of oiled baking parchment to the thickness you want.
Cook bases for 10-15 mins then add topping and finish.

#2. Zucchini crust pizza.

1 large egg.
About 3 small-medium zucchini crust(about 8 inches).
One and a half cups grated parmesan or mozzarella; though parmesan is by far the better for this recipe.
Salt.

Preheat oven to 450°F/323°C.
Grate the zucchini.
Sprinkle salt over the zucchini. Let it silt for a few minutes.
Squeeze the water out bases (easiest way is to wrap in a towel/cloth), or between two plates or squeeze in a colander.
Mix it with egg and grated cheese.
Spread baking parchment on a baking stone. Spread out dough batter about half an inch thick.
Place in preheated oven to cook for about 15-20 mins. Best to pre roast the topping to go on this one, so once its browned spread them on and finish in the oven.

Hope you enjoy as as you say a lot of the pre made glue free bases are horrible.

Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.
 

NS40

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Nov 20, 2011
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I use my big Chinese cleaver for cutting pizza.

It might seem like overkill but I just put the edge where I want it cut, rock the blade back and forth a couple of times and job done. It's easy to clean, goes through anything and doesn't move the topping about. It's also ideal for lifting slices.
 

British Red

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I use my big Chinese cleaver for cutting pizza.

It might seem like overkill but I just put the edge where I want it cut, rock the blade back and forth a couple of times and job done. It's easy to clean, goes through anything and doesn't move the topping about. It's also ideal for lifting slices.

I broke our cleaver :(

Really need another good heavy one, but lack the funds and the ones in kitchen shops are mostly toy sized
 

santaman2000

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Jan 15, 2011
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Hey Toddy you tried these?
#1: -
2 cups almond flour.
2tbsp chia seeds, mixed with 6 tbsp water (no need to grind the seeds, just let sit in water for 5 mins before using).
2 tbsp olive oil.
1tsp salt.
Preheat oven to 350°F/177°C.

Mix everything together 'till you have a dough. Roll out bases between two sheets of oiled baking parchment to the thickness you want.
Cook bases for 10-15 mins then add topping and finish.

#2. Zucchini crust pizza.

1 large egg.
About 3 small-medium zucchini crust(about 8 inches).
One and a half cups grated parmesan or mozzarella; though parmesan is by far the better for this recipe.
Salt.

Preheat oven to 450°F/323°C.
Grate the zucchini.
Sprinkle salt over the zucchini. Let it silt for a few minutes.
Squeeze the water out bases (easiest way is to wrap in a towel/cloth), or between two plates or squeeze in a colander.
Mix it with egg and grated cheese.
Spread baking parchment on a baking stone. Spread out dough batter about half an inch thick.
Place in preheated oven to cook for about 15-20 mins. Best to pre roast the topping to go on this one, so once its browned spread them on and finish in the oven.

Hope you enjoy as as you say a lot of the pre made glue free bases are horrible.

Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.

We've done the zucchini one. It's not really bread tasting but it is very good.
 

Toddy

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Jan 21, 2005
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Thanks Colin, I'll give the almond/chia one a shot :)

I make tortillas Robson Valley, 'cos the only ones I can get easily here have wheat flour added to make them soft :sigh:

British Red ? I second NS40's Chinese supermarket cleaver things :) They're big and heavy but dirt cheap. Easy to sharpen up too…..thinking on it though, a Martindale or a Bolo tidied up ought to do the job just fine, and they're made in the UK.

http://www.springfields.co.uk/basic...ogle_shopping&gclid=CNeNtvecs8kCFSQTwwodm78Fl

under a tenner :)

M
 

British Red

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Nope, need a really heavy butchers cleaver for ....butchery! Machetes don't have the weight tbh. The Chinese ones sound good but don't have many Chinese supermarkets round here :(
 

British Red

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I could - but I like to feel the heft - some are quite flimsy. I'll keep hoping to find one in a boot sale!
 

Toddy

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I'm sure he'll no' mind :) He likes having a good rummage, and it's a brilliant excuse to look around.

I think he needs to go into the refurbished good quality old tools business :)

M
 

Tengu

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I make my pizzas with breadcrusts or french bread.

Not very pizza shaped but makes a nice treat tea.
 

NS40

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Just found another option...

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:lmao:
 

tombear

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Bizarely i do have a really nice old school UK made cleaver that i refound behind the lathe when clearing up on Thursday. I'd not done it up as quite frankly I don't do any butchering and have some comedy sized kitchen knives already if I do ever need big stuff. (Im a sucker when offered unused quality kit for a song, whether I need them or not). I paid a quid or 50 p for it, mainly as it had interesting markings. I'm in Oxford unil tomorrow night but when I get home I'll do a pic with a ruler so you can see if its the right size. Happy to tart it up for you or send it as is, you know I like faffing!

ATB

Tom
 

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