If only she was holding a gun

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Toddy

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....so stilletoes, a black bikini and a chainsaw are the advertising for a wee off road thingie ???

Sometimes it's a very strange world :)

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Theres a saw? :)

Its a lovely world - you really can get chain mail bikinis too...isn't life great?
 

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Theres a saw? :)

Its a lovely world - you really can get chain mail bikinis too...isn't life great?

I'll stick with my Passat thanks, it comes with twin air bags as standard. ;)

And anyway, this is misleading advertising, I'm sure they still don't let women on Polaris. And you can see her blonde roots showing through. Ha, artificial intelligence to dye for. :cool:

This reminds me of one of those mix movies, The Hunt for HMS Chainsaw Revenge.

4367813976_a9f201c806_n.jpg Arrr, shiver me timbers. :pirate:
HMS Revenge 80's
 
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Bowlander

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She's hiding the fact it hasn't got a winch fitted.

Spent the day driving a 6x6 Ranger, only had 2 old men for company :(

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....so stilletoes, a black bikini and a chainsaw are the advertising for a wee off road thingie ???.....


It's because although men have two heads, we only have enough blood to use one at a time. So they're appealing to the one most likely in use at any given time.

And why are you calling my "off road thingy" wee?
 

Midnitehound

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It's because although men have two heads, we only have enough blood to use one at a time. So they're appealing to the one most likely in use at any given time.

And why are you calling my "off road thingy" wee?

She goes onto say " And the irrational coefficient of pi is ........ apple " Ahhh, so close! Her Daddy must be so proud. Buy her some whipped cream to go with that.
 
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