If only she was holding a gun

[Laurentius]

That's Nuneaton for you.

 

[Essexman]

She's from Essex, they are for keeping her ankles warm, you can see the dye has run and disguised her white stilettos.

You got sumink to say about Essex??

 

[Nice65]

You got sumink to say about Essex??

If you're sitting there typing with your Y-fronts round your ankles I'd suggest you log out Mark

 

[Midnitehound]

If you're sitting there typing with your Y-fronts round your ankles I'd suggest you log out Mark

I gather Essex girls wear Y-fronts too, the Y being for Yes! Some have suggested they have Y-backs as well but that would just be silly wouldn't it? Ahh, now I get it, log out! No sorry, still don't understand.

 

[Midnitehound]

You got sumink to say about Essex??

I think you use sumink for writing not saying don't you, well perhaps not in Essex?

I hear a female wedgie is simply unheard of in Essex due to the lack of any offending articles. Floss doesn't count.

I must say I agree with the idea of her needing to be holding a gun, nothing more phwoar than a woman holding a gun, unless she is angry at you that is and then perhaps other things supersede the phwoar element. No use running, you'll only die tired.

 

[woof]

....so stilletoes, a black bikini and a chainsaw are the advertising for a wee off road thingie ???

M

Yep, just orderd 2....

Rob