OK, I will revise my opinion then. Therapy for a wasp phobia has obviously gone too far! So they're not the bumbling cuddly friendly uncles of my waspy friends, with pretty markings then?
I used to be the guy everybody hated when a wasp came along - nervous, swatting it, preparing to make an exit. Then one week in the autumn a local nest seemed to chuck out its extras - a sleepy lot who took up residence on my front door - about 50 each morning. No one else, wife and kids, would leave the house and I had to DO SOMETHING. Had some fly spray so I took my courage in my hands and stole round from the back of the house and did a quick spray and retreated 10 yards to see the effect. 50 irritated, slightly angry and a bit the worse for wear critters took to the air in random, haphazard directions before eventually succombing some minutes later. After a week of this every morning, by some miracle, I did not get stung. Became a bit gungho and bought some wasp killer powder and went out to meet the enemy in her lair over the next few years. Became Mr invincible.
I can even let them walk on my hand now, and ignore them if they come into my office.