Heart Attack In A Pan

[davef]

Bad day cure

Take 1 cup hot chocolate
Add 1 Twix finger (2 if its 4am, you're on call and the numpties have started appearing in A&E with fractured jaws and you've had enough)
Place in microwave and zap until melted.

eat with a spoon and feel the rush!

NB don't do it with a Boost bar..... ends up with loads of little biscuity bits floating in it.... looks like a rabbit poo'd in yer drink!

Dave the Dentist

 

[janiepopps]

So Dave, do you pull your own rotten teeth out or get a friend to do it???

 

[wingstoo]

The Wife and I used to go up to the lake district about three or four times a year...

We used to use the A49, then we would pull into the "RAVEN CAFE" near to Whitchurch...

Their all day breakfasts were superb, high in everything except price.

Two sausage
Two Bacon
Two eggs
Two black pudding
Fried bread
Tomatos
Beans
Toast

And Mug of coffee

All for under £4.

If we went in the morning that would see us through 'til evening, if we went at night it would do 'til bacon sarnies in the morning...

LS

 

[addyb]

Heart Attack in a pan? Oh mercy...I think I might just have to try it! If in a couple of weeks you stop seeing posts from me, you should probably cancel my account and notify my next of kin. hahaha

Adam