Found this Funny

[Shambling Shaman]

It's cold outside

50°F

People in Southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants

40°F
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

35°F
Cars in the South of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

20°F
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts

15°F
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

0°F
Life in the South grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

-10°F
Life in the South ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

-80°F
Polar bears wonder if it ' s worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

-100°F
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their ' long johns '

-173°F
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

-297°F
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

-460°F
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

-500°F
Hell freezes over
Scotland will support England in the World cup

 

[hiho]

very good. bit late though

 

[Nagual]

Nice one.. wondered where that was going.. Made us giggle.

 

[Shewie]

Lol

I mean

Boooo

 

[Biker]

Going to send this to my step-dad he's from Glasgow and seems to be proud of it for some bizarre reason. okenest: He's been living in Kent for the past 30 years so he's a well and truly soft southern jessie now.

 

[ScotchDave]

It's cold outside

-173°F
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

Love it, I hate when pubs shut! In case people don't know, I'm an ex-pat weegie.

Dave

 

[Neumo]

We changed over to Centigrade a centuary or so back down South....

 

[MartinK9]

We changed over to Centigrade a centuary or so back down South....

About the same time that Scotland last qualified for the World Cup I do believe

 

[Wayland]

32F
It stops raining in Lancashire and snows instead.

 

[lab72]

About the same time that Scotland last qualified for the World Cup I do believe

Pmsl

 

[Shambling Shaman]

We changed over to Centigrade a centuary or so back down South....

Ok with some quick maths

10°C

People in Southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants

4.4°c
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

1.6°C
Cars in the South of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

-6.6°C
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts

-9.5°C
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

-17°F
Life in the South grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

-23°C
Life in the South ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

-62°C
Polar bears wonder if it ' s worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

-73°C
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their ' long johns '

-114°C
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

-182°C
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

-273°C
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

I think thats funner some how? lol

 

[superc0ntra]

The same list exists in Sweden but is about Finns.

 

[snelgrave101]

Glasgow experinced all of those temperatures last winter so i just packed my bag and went NW to higher ground seeking a highland pub .