I hope that's real ale - I only drink hairy beer with twigs in (and living where you do, you'd be lambasted for not drinking Harveys!)
Now that was a thoroughly good read. Glad you got out of there alive. Well done
Thanks but it's really everyone on here who has helped me with my stupid questions over the last few months culminating in me sleeping about 10 minutes from home (if I left my kit behind and jogged) - wasn't really a life threatening situation, even if my whoopie slings hadn't held up! The main reason for going solo is that none of my friends wanted to go with me and SWMBO isn't interested