Its a far better injury than my "Hit myself in the finger whist demonstrating the safe use of an axe" from last year
What? In front of you???District nurse changes dressing daily.
Oh wow, excellent injury! I'm impressed. You did it properly, didn't you?
This now means that the bar for the quality of injuries in 2013 has been set pretty high. I wonder who will have a go at beating you?
Now, where did I put my axe...?
Aye. I'll lend you me chainsaw, and a bottle of glenlivet, if you want harvestman?