Lets hear em, heres my offering
Chuck Norris is so strong that when he does push ups, he doesnt go up the planet goes down
Dave
Chuck Norris is so strong that when he does push ups, he doesnt go up the planet goes down
Dave
Chuck Norris Jokes
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Beneath Chucks beard is another fist.
The devil once ascended to earth to reap his maniacle vengence upon us all with fire and pestalence. But Chuck Norris round house kicked him in the head and it was ok again.
If captain Ahab was Chuck Norris, moby Dick would be a nice selection of cutlery and tooth picks.
On the seventh day god invented Chuck Norris who round housed him so hard that he had to rest for a week and couldn't eat, lent was born!
The devil once ascended to earth to reap his maniacle vengence upon us all with fire and pestalence. But Chuck Norris round house kicked him in the head and it was ok again.
If captain Ahab was Chuck Norris, moby Dick would be a nice selection of cutlery and tooth picks.
On the seventh day god invented Chuck Norris who round housed him so hard that he had to rest for a week and couldn't eat, lent was born!
Chuck norris doesn't mow his grass. he stands on his lawn and dares it to grow.
Chuck norris is the reason Wally is hiding.
Death once had a near Chuck-Norris experience.
jesus walked on water, chuck norris swims through land!
when the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under the bed for chuck norris...
There is no theory of evolution, it is simply a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
finally - Chuck norris can touch MC hammer.
Chuck norris is the reason Wally is hiding.
Death once had a near Chuck-Norris experience.
jesus walked on water, chuck norris swims through land!
when the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under the bed for chuck norris...
There is no theory of evolution, it is simply a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
finally - Chuck norris can touch MC hammer.
I like it i havent hheard some of these! here's a good one
Some say that chuck norris' tears are the elixer of everlasting life............Shame he's never cried!
Dave
Some say that chuck norris' tears are the elixer of everlasting life............Shame he's never cried!
Dave
Chuck Norris found out that little bloke who works in the newsagents in Corrie is called Norris,
He roundhouse kicked him all the way to Rosamund Street,
He roundhouse kicked him all the way to Rosamund Street,
Super Massive Black holes are said to be so powerful even light cannot escape them,.............
Chuck Norris has two,.....
he wee's out of one and poo's out of the other
(BTW i havent googled these, there all mine,...i,m particularly proud of this one)
Chuck Norris has two,.....
he wee's out of one and poo's out of the other
(BTW i havent googled these, there all mine,...i,m particularly proud of this one)
Barry Scott from the Cilit Bang adverts goes round to Chuck Norris's house on the 3rd Tuesday of every month and personally cleans his kitchen,...
(mine again),..lol...
(mine again),..lol...
the Alien/Girl Hybrid out of the Species Movie has had 8 kids to Chuck Norris,
he was a little dissapointed in them ,..
they now live in a council house in Bolton,
Chuck does NOT pay maintenance, and the CSA are too frightened to track him down
he was a little dissapointed in them ,..
they now live in a council house in Bolton,
Chuck does NOT pay maintenance, and the CSA are too frightened to track him down
The only reason Chuck Norris can't die is because he's scared of what Bruce Lee will do to him in heaven.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqxnhmeMdJ4
Came up with that one myself =D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqxnhmeMdJ4
Came up with that one myself =D
Chuck Norris doesnt read books he stares them down until they give him the information
the cold war ended when russian commanders saw chuck norris in delta force and thought it was a documentary
the cold war ended when russian commanders saw chuck norris in delta force and thought it was a documentary
