directdrive said:... spaghnum moss and similar things have a tendency to leave a significant amount of themselves on my a** and don't do a remarkable job of cleaning.
Stickie said:Natural materials are all very well but they may not be available if you have to go in a hurry; especially true if your timing is bad and you have to cut your underpants off with a knife as you can't risk pulling them off down over your legs (obviously this has never happened to me, honest).
Nice story Marko, but those -30 would have felt a lot warmer if he just had taken the time to lay a cable. It is always advised to, in extreme cold, get rid of your wastes when you need to as a lot of heat is needed to keep them at body temperature.
RAPPLEBY2000 said:for soap i use horse chestnut leaves:
to get the soap, gather several "hands" and take the soft parts of the leaf leave the thick stick parts, rub it in your hands well! eventually your hands will get sticky like with normal sap, at this point add fresh water and you should find that a basic soap is aparent complete with bubbles!
i think that for ground in dirt the rubbing of the un-wetted leaf helps shift dirt!
you could add a pinch of sand!
wash everything off and you'll have clean(and antiseptic) hands!
i don't know the process but i believe conkers were used in soap production somewhere!
for loo paper, have you tried colts foot?
green and shiney one side, soft velvet the other!
you know what to do!
for shampoo?
just guessing now!
how about sqeesing the hell out of a whole bunch of horsechestnut leaves!
just use the juice chuck all the leaf residue just keep the sap!
now you just need a shower!
Naruska said:Well, but he is a sergeant in the artillery, whereas I`m an officer in the special forces...
Torjus, your aversion to toilet paper seems virtually perverse... It sounds more like something Piirka from Borreslaget would do?
Marko
Andy said:I seem to remeber something about applying vasaline before you go so that you wont need paper after.
it seems that if you use it enough then the amount absorbed through the skin on your hands is enough. In A&E departments they have no alcohol stuff to use inbetween. I think it's only a problem if your washing your hands every 15minutes or somethingpibbleb said:As for the alcohol soap giving you the runs, I've never heard that before, maybe you're not supposed to eat it!!
Pib
I have heard that Piirka is popular in Finland as well. A very funny character indeed. Maybe like Homer Simson says: "It is funny because it is true." Are you finns like that?
BOD said:never use furry leaves or you will be sorry