Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
What the hell?!!!! World United Nations public services day?! Couldn't you find anything more obscure, not to mention BOR-RING to commemorate? Granted, lately I find I don't need much of an excuse for a party but there is such a thing as principles, and the wisdom of keeping on digging once you've scraped through the bottom of the barrel. Just for future reference son- Speak Like a Pirate Day or World Appreciation for Benny Hill day is more up my street. United Nations Public service day reads more like Cleaning public bogs in Johannesburg day.
I'm seeing you and that Huon boy are becoming thick as thieves now. I may have to ground you to stop this bad influence... I just that I can't decide which one of you is the bad influence on the other... but I shall. Patience is one of the many gifts us oldies enjoy, unlike you streak o' lightning kids rushing about in your Ford Fiestas with the go-faster stripes and the stereophonic player blasting out the Bay City Rollers at all hours of the night.
Hairstyles? Well, there's a lot to be said about the virtues of a comb-over, which I won't go into on a public forum, since it's a bit like Fight Club and you know we don't talk about Fight Club. So laugh all you like, but remember that one day you too may be sporting one then you'll understand. You failed to mention the waistband of the trouser being mid chest, that too is like Fight Club. It has it's reasons. Trust me, I'm old.
Point taken about the dancing though. I saw the video at my Niece's wedding reception. Shameful it was, and with my eyes closed too! ......... can't wait to repeat the performance again at my Nephew's wedding reception. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
I'm seeing you and that Huon boy are becoming thick as thieves now. I may have to ground you to stop this bad influence... I just that I can't decide which one of you is the bad influence on the other... but I shall. Patience is one of the many gifts us oldies enjoy, unlike you streak o' lightning kids rushing about in your Ford Fiestas with the go-faster stripes and the stereophonic player blasting out the Bay City Rollers at all hours of the night.
Hairstyles? Well, there's a lot to be said about the virtues of a comb-over, which I won't go into on a public forum, since it's a bit like Fight Club and you know we don't talk about Fight Club. So laugh all you like, but remember that one day you too may be sporting one then you'll understand. You failed to mention the waistband of the trouser being mid chest, that too is like Fight Club. It has it's reasons. Trust me, I'm old.
Point taken about the dancing though. I saw the video at my Niece's wedding reception. Shameful it was, and with my eyes closed too! ......... can't wait to repeat the performance again at my Nephew's wedding reception. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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