A fact about bushcraft

[Robbi]

really don't want to be in the Smokyjoe household when this gets discovered by Mr. Smokyjoe !

 

[santaman2000]

pmsl..........

LOL. Not sure what this means?

 

[Big Stu 12]

LOL. Not sure what this means?

P**sing my self laughing

 

[Toddy]

"lemmon" ?.............nah, wrong shape and I taste much sweeter than that
Besides, HWMBLT does it too; indeed he forages for masses of stuff for me to play with.

If you won't play nicely with Smokeyjoe no wonder he ignores you


Toddy....33 years married two days ago

 

[British Red]

BR you're reminding me of the top 10 reasons why a gun is better than a woman. LOL.

Or of course a dog

Your Dog is better than your wife because:

1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. Dogs don't care if you call them by another dog's name.
4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
5. A dog's parents never visit.
6. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
7. Dogs can't talk.
8. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.
9. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
10. Its okay to muzzle a dog

 

[British Red]

Toddy....33 years married two days ago

You coming up for parole soon?

Congratulation Mary

 

[santaman2000]

Or of course a dog

Your Dog is better than your wife because:

1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. Dogs don't care if you call them by another dog's name.
4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
5. A dog's parents never visit.
6. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
7. Dogs can't talk.
8. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.
9. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
10. Its okay to muzzle a dog

What's the difference between a dog and a wife?
After 3 years, the dog still gets excited when you get home.

 

[Toddy]

You coming up for parole soon?

Congratulation Mary

Thank you kindly

Tbh, we've to add up the years now, and if the boys weren't patently the ages they are, I think we'd have trouble believing it's been so long.
I think he's done wonderously well to have tholed me all this time

M

 

[Robbi]

good grief !! what did he do to you for all that time ! ? :yikes:

 

[Toddy]

Tholed.........Scottish word, means endured, tethered to, put up with.

Honestly :hands up in the air, rolled eyes: what are you lot like ?

"thole[SUP]2[/SUP] vb 1. (tr) Scot and northern English dialect to put up with; bear
2. an archaic word for suffer [Old English tholian; related to Old Saxon, Old High German tholōn, Old Norse thola to endure: compare Latin tollere to bear up] "





M

 

[Robbi]

LOL ! thanks for clearing that up M

 

[Barn Owl]

I've tholed my assize but the times they are a changing on that...

and congrats' Mary

 

[Robbi]

aye, and me shoe's got t'hole int it as well lad

 

[santaman2000]

.....Toddy....33 years married two days ago

here's the quote I like. It's proper gramaticly but could easily be misread (in light of the way the thread is going) to seem as the two days you've been married seems like 33 years.

 

[demographic]

12, Smokeyjoe forgot to lock the sherry up when he went out.
13, Smokeyjoes computers spill chucker is borken and someone else in his house can't find a dictionary.

 

[Opal]

"8. it should be band"

BUSHCRAFT = BAND? good thinkin' missus Joe. :You_Rock_

 

[Toddy]

Wheest you...........Tam's reading this thread and he likes the mosh pit stuff

Sorry Santaman2000; I have to put on my proper voice to type good English
We were married 2/2/1979..........is that 33 or 34 ?
It was a beautiful icy cold day, I mind that, and my great Aunt Annie moaned the face off everybody that my husband had a beard she moaned about it until she died 25 years later at 96.


M

 

[bb07]

1. It's for old men -I'm not that old!
2. Geeks like Rambo wonnabes like it -Rambo couldn't cut it here
3. Guy that can't get girlfriends like it -Married, not interested in a girlfriend
4. It for married men that are not aloud to go to the pub because the wife said so. -I'm aloud to go where I want
5. Women that do bc are lemmons -Sorry, I had to look this one up
6. It a boring hobby for boring people -I like being boring (maybe I am old)
7. Ray mear and bear grylls where found in the hotel room together -only a tracker would know that!
8. It should be band -As in rubber band?
9. Smokyjoe is a careless pig that loves bushcraft more than me..., -No opinion, as I don't have the good fortune to have made the acquaintance of this particular fellow bushcrafter

 

[British Red]

It was a beautiful icy cold day, I mind that

Why would you mind a beautiful day? You should be glad

I have to put on my proper voice to type good English

Fail

 

[Barn Owl]

Don't worry i'm dj 'ing on another channel...but thought you might like this Mary,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE34cSvZCd8