1000 Posts comp - Mystery prize!

[Harvestman]

Yes Ladies and Gentlemen (and Southey), another 1000 posts competition. Well, I'm nearly there anyway...

By way of variety, I haven't got the faintest idea what to offer as a prize, so for now it will have to be a mystery, to me as well as to everyone else. I'll think of something.

Anyway, I thought I'd go for a caption competition. Have a look at the photo below, and if you can make sense of what is going on, or better yet come up with a witty caption for it, please post your ideas up.

I'm off for a 6 day walking trip in mid-Wales next week, so the best entry upon my return and emergence from a much needed bath will be adjudged the winner.

Apologies to anyone who recognises themselves in the picture.

Thanks for putting up with me.

 

[GordonM]

Hey mate (a noob), will you bring me one left handed smoke shifter from down the creek?

Gordy

 

[Tank]

Jake demanded to know which bushcrafter had knocked his magic beans out of his Tescos bag!
Jack was annoyed to have to climb the bean stake and do battle with another giant.

 

[spartacus]

Where exactly is North?

 

[Biker]

No caption yet, but anyone else spot the bloke in the cammo beside the one by the fire? I've looked at this picture about 5 time previously and only just spotted him.

Camouflage works!!

 

[DaveBromley]

Biker that is brill!!

as for my effort for the caption, "have you just pulled that tree out of the ground and broken it over your knee for fire wood?"..........................................."Erm.......................only ..........the.........one"

Dave

 

[redandshane]

"yeah just down there;its only a Tesco Express like but it sells beer and they do cashback"

 

[bushwacker bob]

"Thats OK if he's bending over, but if he's stood up you need to bend down and point it skywards, like this."

 

[Puddock]

"Right that's it! We specifically said no tea break until after the tarp is pegged out...off to the naughty corner!"

 

[Tank]

guy on left "pull my finger"
guy on right "no pull my finger"
camo man "ohhh I followed though"

 

[Springheeljack1]

New Outdoors Pools announce

Circle the finger you think the tarp should be attached to.

 

[Barn Owl]

'The smoking area is over there mate.'

 

[Man of Tanith]

where did we leave the canoe?
that way?
no that way?
camo bloke they'll be stuffed i am not sure i tied them up at all but if i stay down here no one will notice me

 

[Whittler Kev]

"Glad my earmuffs are thick. Good excuse for not understanding what the hell they think they're on about"

 

[Whittler Kev]

No caption yet, but anyone else spot the bloke in the cammo beside the one by the fire? I've looked at this picture about 5 time previously and only just spotted him.

Camouflage works!!

Until you said , I only thought there was 3 not 4 of them

 

[georann]

Gotta love Bushwacker Bob's!
Anyway for my caption:

"Excuse me... exc.. yes hello you there, where might one find the lavatories?
There, there, there, there, oh and theres one over there
(Guy in camo) Tourist"

 

[Jinsin456]

Why spend time looking for the correctly positioned tree to tie the tarp to when a portable finger can be used, taking the hassle out of hammocking one finger at a time

 

[JAG009]

Why spend time looking for the correctly positioned tree to tie the tarp to when a portable finger can be used, taking the hassle out of hammocking one finger at a time

LOL

Jason

 

[JonathanD]

'Forgot my compass guys. Too busy packing fags and coffee... Where's the sun?'

 

[Retired Member southey]

"where's that guy in the new camo?"