Pet peeve!

[bojit]

How about one of these ,
http://www.machinemart.co.uk/shop/product/details/rentokil-fc61-cat-and-dog-repeller

Craig...........

 

[mountainm]

How about one of these ,
http://www.machinemart.co.uk/shop/product/details/rentokil-fc61-cat-and-dog-repeller

Craig...........

I heard that they're snake oil... never tried em though

 

[resnikov]

You could just get a cat, teach it to use a litter tray, so no cr@p in your garden and then it should keep other cats out of its territory.

 

[Bushwhacker]

ever seen a cat that can swim? - nope nor have i,

They can swim perfectly well.

 

[Kepis]

They can swim perfectly well.

not in a hessian bag they cant

 

[Opal]

How about one of these ,
http://www.machinemart.co.uk/shop/product/details/rentokil-fc61-cat-and-dog-repeller

Craig...........

I have something similar, £29 down the drain.

 

[mountainm]

You could just get a cat, teach it to use a litter tray, so no cr@p in your garden and then it should keep other cats out of its territory.

hell hasn't frozen over yet....

 

[Kepis]

I have something similar, £29 down the drain.

ummm, i bought two from B&Q, waste of money, one packed up after about six months and the other well, when i saw the cat scent marking the thing i knew it was waste of space and money

 

[Bushwhacker]

not in a hessian bag they cant

Pffffffffffffffffft

 

[Retired Member southey]

I would like to recommend these tool for cat realignment.

for immediate poop stoppage, insert this into dispenser

if this fails, I would recommend leaving a trail of salmon chunks into it's new home.

 

[789987]

That is more likely to end with a headline in the papers saying 'Cat killing **** gets 5 years'. Not cool at all. It would probably work as rabbit & cat are very hard to trll apart when skinned, from what I have heard.

nah tell em youre a viking and its part of your rich history and tradition to use their fur for clothing.

anyone who objects is obviously a racist looking to infinge upon your human rights

 

[locum76]

I still like cats. Except when they poop in the polytunnels. Weeding and putting your finger through a poop is not a good thing.
You all should check out this:

[video=youtube;x19NpPvSocg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x19NpPvSocg&feature=related[/video]

What's not to love?

 

[Neumo]

nah tell em youre a viking and its part of your rich history and tradition to use their fur for clothing.

anyone who objects is obviously a racist looking to infinge upon your human rights

That would probably work, the way the country is now... You could accuse them of being 'Vikingist'...

 

[locum76]

my own personal peeve is horse crap

I have known people to go around with spades and barrows gathering it up for the garden.

 

[Grebby]

I have known people to go around with spades and barrows gathering it up for the garden.

They can come round to mine and scrape the stuff from the rear wheel arches of my Caterham if they want. They will have to get the stuff off the passenger seat first though

Cheers

Grebby

 

[greensurfingbear]

the forestry commission Scotland had a great idea in the moray woods, all you have to do is to flick the poop off the path, saves on bins needing emptying, and saves the lazy gits leaving there bags around,

aye thats ok until I have to go to work and end up covered in poop when I have to fell trees lol

 

[mrmike]

It would be a punishable offence to be found poisoning your neighbours cats with aspirin, so it is probably the best thing to avoid poisoning any troublesome cats with soluble aspirin, which is available very cheaply from your local supermarket.

And for christs sake if you ever change the coolant in your car, don't leave any antifreeze (which cats are inexplicably attracted to) lying around unattended. That could lead to something awful happening.

 

[Man of Tanith]

I have known people to go around with spades and barrows gathering it up for the garden.

i see nowt wrong with that its just when out strolling and huge piles of it, i clear up after my dogs and a terrier and a lancashire heeler dont make anywhere near the mess a hourse does

 

[takjaa]

what about vandal paint all over the top of your fences/walls see how the cats owners like having horrible nasty muck everywhere ... in their house when is stuck all their fur together and smeared all over their beds MWAAHAAHAA

sorry got a bit carried away then :s

 

[mountainm]

i see nowt wrong with that its just when out strolling and huge piles of it, i clear up after my dogs and a terrier and a lancashire heeler dont make anywhere near the mess a hourse does

As horses are vegetarians I'm not sure their poo carries the same health risks.