I had one of those placky Light My Fire spork things ages ago, liked it but it broke one day while I was squeezing a teabag against the side of my mug with it.
Complained to a mate while I was helping her set up her rally computer before she did a rally in the Sahara.
Anyway, a while later she came back (after doing well in the rally) and being the nice person that she is she gave me a titanium Light my fire spork
for helping her.
Now some people might prefer something hand carved from wood taken from the elfen forests but me? Ti Spork works a treat.