You know you're getting old when .....

[Melonfish]

The language kids come out with stops making sense!

for instance, since when did "sick" mean good? who on earth thought of using that as a good thing? seriously? if you say something is "sick" its possibly diseased or ailing with some malady not amazing good fun for all the family!

 

[BOD]

...you wore a steel helmet, JGs and called the M16 an AR15!

 

[Big Geordie]

You know when you take the missus out for an average meal and it costs more than you used to earn in a month.....

The very young doctor mentions viagra to you ( though you don't need it)

You see the old kit/ knife arguments break out in forums and you are too bored to reply to them.

Great thread.
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[Globetrotter.uk]

You know when your getting old when.............

you've spent an hour trying to pull up the socks your not wearing

 

[Goatboy]

You know when your getting old when.............

... you realise that the girl that you thought was cute and there might be some weird conection between you as you feel like you've met her before.... well there really is, you used to date her mum.

 

[xlfive]

You know your getting old when you and your teeth dont sleep together

 

[The Cumbrian]

You know when your getting old when.............

You look back with nostalgia on the days when your knees used to click without the hideous, searing pain that accompanies it now.

 

[John Fenna]

When you wonder if a 5 year diary is going to prove a good investment!