One of the most annoying conversations I've had in the last year or so was in the pub where I work at weekends.
The Convo. was about wild food, how to gather, catch and prepare it.
The Brother-In-Law of the guy I was talking to just kept rhyming "
"Why don't you just buy pizza?",
"Get in your car and go buy a pizza",
"Why go to all that bother when you can buy pizza?"
The annoying thing about it was that he was not trying to wind us up, he genuinely couldn't get it into his head that anyone would rather eat something that they'd taken from nature themselves than the produce of Pizza Hut.
Nick in Belfast