Who Is SWMBO??

[Cael Nu Mara]

Complete idiot question here,


i assume its one of those jokes, though for a while i thought one women had a hell of a lot of huusbands So please tell me someone, i feel like a pilchard




Sam

 

[Adze]

She Who Must Be Obeyed

 

[Toddy]

Partnered to HWMBLT (He Who Must Be Listened To)

Cheers,
Toddy

 

[The Cumbrian]

She Who Must Be Obeyed.


I've never really got it myself, as I married a woman who likes the outdoors. These days though, it's TWMBE, or They Who Must Be Entertained. I can happily take my eldest ( 5 ) canoeing, camping and walking, but the youngest ( just turned 1 ) can be a BIT of a handfull.

Cheers, Michael.

 

[Ahjno]

Partnered to HWMBLT (He Who Must Be Listened To)

Cheers,
Toddy

My GF glanced over my shoulder and in answer to your post she said (freely translated): "No Way!!!"

Though, I know better

 

[Adze]

Partnered to HWMBLT (He Who Must Be Listened To)

Cheers,
Toddy

Yeah... but if you try and pronounce HWMBLT it sounds like a Dutch person saying HUMBLED... typical!

EDIT: Oops, sorry Ahjno, not taking the mickey out of your accent

 

[Toddy]

My GF glanced over my shoulder and in answer to your post she said (freely translated): "No Way!!!"

Though, I know better

Ah, well that's a HWTHMBLT (He Who Thinks He Must Be Listened To)




cheers,
M

 

[Cael Nu Mara]

thanks people


sam

 

[Nonsuch]

My son and I agree that it's best not to answer back or argue.....

NS

 

[Leonidas]

My son and I agree that it's best not to answer back or argue.....

NS

Booking SWMBO into a spa often results in 'enjoy your camping' and other such appropriate comments

Tom

 

[scubapauly]

Booking SWMBO into a SPA often results in 'enjoy your camping' and other such appropriate comments

Tom

Never follow an acronym with a 3 letter word. I had to read that 3 times before I realised that an S.P.A was a spa

 

[Toddy]

Never follow an acronym with a 3 letter word. I had to read that 3 times before I realised that an S.P.A was a spa

cheers,
Toddy

 

[Ahjno]

Yeah... but if you try and pronounce HWMBLT it sounds like a Dutch person saying HUMBLED... typical!

EDIT: Oops, sorry Ahjno, not taking the mickey out of your accent

Naah I know, I ain't goth nooo aksenth
You're right though, when I see HWMBLT, I read it as humbled

Ah, well that's a HWTHMBLT (He Who Thinks He Must Be Listened To)




cheers,
M

:Wow:

Mods should stand together ...

Ach ...Women ...

 

[John Fenna]

My "better half" has a real job with regular money - I do not...
My "better half" owns our house - I do not....
My "better half" is a very good cook - I am not...
My "better half" can enjoy an evening out on half a shandy (so can still drive) - I like more....
My "better half" works in town and will do my shopping in her luch hour - saving me a boring drive in...
My "better half" can figure out my accounts and tax - I can not....
My "better half is a good typist and proofreader - I am not (poor show for a journalist!)
My "better half" is slim, attractive and personable...I am not...

SWMBO - most definatively!

 

[Mikey P]

"She Who Must Be Obeyed"? Ha! Laughable!

I'll tell you who wears the strides in this hou...

... oh God! She's coming! Quick - hide!

 

[Chopper]

My son and I agree that it's best not to answer back or argue.....

NS

No doubt as to who wears the trousers in your house.

 

[Chopper]

My "better half" has a real job with regular money - I do not...
My "better half" owns our house - I do not....
My "better half" is a very good cook - I am not...
My "better half" can enjoy an evening out on half a shandy (so can still drive) - I like more....
My "better half" works in town and will do my shopping in her luch hour - saving me a boring drive in...
My "better half" can figure out my accounts and tax - I can not....
My "better half is a good typist and proofreader - I am not (poor show for a journalist!)
My "better half" is slim, attractive and personable...I am not...

SWMBO - most definatively!

Do you rent her out??????

 

[hog]

Never follow an acronym with a 3 letter word. I had to read that 3 times before I realised that an S.P.A was a spa

Now write that out 2ooo times.

 

[rawshak]

SHMDAST in my house (She Who Must Do As She's Told), you've just got to train them right

(Ducks for cover )

 

[John Fenna]

Do you rent her out??????

I beg your pardon!:Wow:
No she earns me enough as it is!