Hmm, I'm a real pyromaniac, no doubt about it. When I was 2, I escaped the homestead
and made my way through enemy territory to the neighbors house and promptly set fire to it :shock: by finding their strike anywhere matches on the fireplace hearth and proceeded to start striking them and throwing them into a basket full of newspaper. Fortunately for the neighbor, a police officer, he spotted me going into his home and got there in the nick of time to snuff it out and send me back to prison.
Havn't done any burning of body parts lately, but when I was an ironworker, I was cutting through some angle iron and set my boot on fire. :shock: Talk about a hot foot.