From the outside this forum seems full of nice, likeable people. People you would trust to look after your first born, for instance. Or who'd rescue puppies without a thought for personal safety or the very real risk of wanting to keep them all.
Instead it turns out no paperback is safe. Dog-ears were bad enough, but full-blown dismemberment?! I'm shocked. Everyone knows you can only really safely take out the appendix...
Anyway, currently rereading Swallows and Amazons, just to uncharacteristically wander onto topic. Yes, I'm of maturer years than the intended target demographic. No, I don't care.