Ok - My nephew describes me as a giant, he is three and I am 6'6...
Anyway. You are either shameless and tight or actually in need of some new gear and have a limited/no budget. Assuming it is the latter I would like to offer you:
1 Craghoppers breathable jacket, Greeny type colour size XL. Is in reasonable nick but could do with reproofing.
1 pair of Reggata waterproof trousers in green with an elasticated waist (not breathable) in a size XL (I am a 36-38 waist)
If you are interested let me know. All I ask in return is that you cover the postage costs and make a modest donation to Cancer Research.
If you are not interested I will sell on Ebay.
Regards
Barry.