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I guess it would be quite a good challenge for us to do- create an off the shelf rat pack to meet a certain calorie requirement for under a certain price?

Or maybe people are doing this already?
 
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Here’s mine:


Ermm... a whole block of cheese as your 24hr sustenance ? Well I give you this - its different. :)
 
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4000kcal, 250g of protein and 18g of salt. All a growing lad needs.
Along with 350g of fat... 400% RDA, Fat stored beneath the skin and in muscles... Marbling, makes you tasty for a cannibal...(nom nom) 220g of which are saturates 800% RDA...Hard fat surrounding internal organs... primarily Kidneys, kills you early, but makes great tallow once rendered... primary source of fat for pemmican, candles and greasing axles on wagons of yesteryear, and 18g of salt...300 % RDA, Means you'll be well seasoned when cooked, no extra salt needed. Prime target for cannibals, wildlife, and the blood sucking airborne buggers like midges and mozzies.

Your future involves high blood pressure, high cholesterol... Short walks to the toilet, the docs and the chemist... for all the Ramipril, Lercanidipine and statins you will need.

Take that as gospel from a lad who was once growing like yourself.

Fat cheese dude by Mark Hill, on Flickr
 
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I guess it would be quite a good challenge for us to do- create an off the shelf rat pack to meet a certain calorie requirement for under a certain price?

Or maybe people are doing this already?
I guess it would be quite a good challenge for us to do- create an off the shelf rat pack to meet a certain calorie requirement for under a certain price?

Or maybe people are doing this already?
Boring, take a packed lunch. Sandwiches, crisps, Penguin, apple, keeps people going all day every day in a hard working outdoor life. I want a shirt made from a duvet cover :)
 
Along with 350g of fat... 400% RDA, Fat stored beneath the skin and in muscles... Marbling, makes you tasty for a cannibal...(nom nom) 220g of which are saturates 800% RDA...Hard fat surrounding internal organs... primarily Kidneys, kills you early, but makes great tallow once rendered... primary source of fat for pemmican, candles and greasing axles on wagons of yesteryear, and 18g of salt...300 % RDA, Means you'll be well seasoned when cooked, no extra salt needed. Prime target for cannibals, wildlife, and the blood sucking airborne buggers like midges and mozzies.

Your future involves high blood pressure, high cholesterol... Short walks to the toilet, the docs and the chemist... for all the Ramipril, Lercanidipine and statins you will need.

Take that as gospel from a lad who was once growing like yourself.

Fat cheese dude by Mark Hill, on Flickr
Or of course, I was joking.

Though you need to stop posting Google AI summaries, they are utterly worthless in terms of reliable information.
 
Or of course, I was joking.

Though you need to stop posting Google AI summaries, they are utterly worthless in terms of reliable information.
Yeah fair enough. Though the google info is accurate when compared to the site of the company who make the cheese... which i checked, prior to posting said screenshot.

On a serious note though, is it good Cheese?

I've got a 400g truckle of Snowdonia Black Bomber here. Not tried it yet, but looking forward to it. I do like a nice strong Cheddar.
 
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