So you want jokes? Fine by me, but maybe not with the girls, when they hear this one.?
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It's only meant as a joke and only kidding!
It may be a little roughly translated cause the original was in danish.
INSTRUCTIONS IN USING A CREDITCARD:
For men:
1. Drive to the machine.
2. Roll down the window.
3. Insert card and dial PIN number.
4. Grab the card, money and receipt.
5. Roll up the window.
6. Drive.
For woman:
1. Drive to the machine.
2. Back the car as much as you have too, to get the window close to the machine.
3. Start the engine again.
4. Roll down the window.
5. Find your purse and empty it on the backseat to find the creditcard.
6. Find your makeup and check the makeup in the rear-viwe mirror.
7. Try to put the card in the machine.
8. Open the car-door to reach.
9. Insert the card.
10. Turn the card right.
11. Find your diary in your purse and read the PIN-code on the back of it.
12. Enter the code.
13. Enter: Delete and enter the correct code.
14. Enter amount of money.
15. Check your makeup again in the mirror.
16. Remove the purse from the starter.
17. Start the car again.
18. Grab money and receipt.
19. Empty your bag again to find the purse and put your money and receipt in it.
20. Check your makeup again.
21. Drive 6 feet forward.
22. Back to the machine.
23. Grab the card.
24. Empty your purse, find the card holder and insert the card in the card holder.
25. Check your makeup.
26. Start the engine again and drive away.
27. Drive a few kilometres.
28. Let go off the handbrake.
:rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: Damn I laughed when I told it the first time. :biggthump :biggthump
No offense at all ladies.
