Truely awful jokes....
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rofl johnMagiKelly said:
oh go on, just one or 2 of your favourites
bb link just for anyone brave enough to read them all
http://www.britishblades.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5412
Tant
I'm happy for this thread to continue but keep it clean which means no innuendoes an no bad language (including substituting letter and changing the pronunciation of words)
Good clean jokes, and we'll all be happy.
Good clean jokes, and we'll all be happy.
I missed all the fun. I can't seem to get BB up anymore either maybe just a temp thing.
what do you call a donky with only three legs
a wonky
what do you call a donky with only three legs
a wonky
): I patently don't know any even approaching clean enough... Took me the best part of an hour to remember the one that got deleted.
:shock:
:shock:
MagiKelly
Making memories since '67
Okay this is one of my favourites also it is clean, it is on the BB thread but will save you looking.Tantalus said:
I saw in the news that a man drowned in a bowl of Museli.
Police think he was pulled in by a strong currant.
MagiKelly
Making memories since '67
a favourite of my nephews, prolly cos it contains the word bottom
why does the sea roar?
cos it has a crab on its bottom
Tant
why does the sea roar?
cos it has a crab on its bottom
Tant
MagiKelly :smashfrea
Ok, this isn't a slur on the Irish... it's just the way I heard it
In the news, a 2 seater Cessna aircraft has crashed into a cemetery just outside Dublin, police and rescue workers have already recovered 300 bodies.
Ok, this isn't a slur on the Irish... it's just the way I heard it
In the news, a 2 seater Cessna aircraft has crashed into a cemetery just outside Dublin, police and rescue workers have already recovered 300 bodies.
not really a joke but quite funny
(January 2003, India) Regarding accidental deaths during the construction of a subway in New Delhi, the New York Times wrote, "One of those killed was an unlucky thief who tried to steal braces holding up a concrete slab; it fell and killed him."
taken from Darwin Awards
(January 2003, India) Regarding accidental deaths during the construction of a subway in New Delhi, the New York Times wrote, "One of those killed was an unlucky thief who tried to steal braces holding up a concrete slab; it fell and killed him."
taken from Darwin Awards
Have you heard about the scouser who would shake the hand of Christ in case his DLA got stopped?
MagiKelly
Making memories since '67
yeh i couldnt find it on the web site.. but the winner one year was going up a ski life and removed one of the safty pads which are wrapted around the pilons which fold the ski lifts up.. once he got to the top he proceded to use the pad to sledge down the peist(sp) he gathered a speed of some 60 mph, half was down he colided with one of these lage metal pilons.. unforunatly it was the once from which he had removed the safety pad :rolmao:
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