Thinking about changing my sig line

[Toddy]

I've been using the, " You are never too old to have a happy childhood", one and the, "Muddy is a state of Happiness ", tag line, for a while now.
They're both still relevant, but I'm thinking of a change.

"I tried being normal, but it was terribly boring, so I went back to being myself"

but it's not very bushcrafty

Suggestions, please ?

M

 

[Man of Tanith]

Not as fierce as feared?

(He says hiding )

 

[Ahjno]

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[Shewie]

Forum Mum

 

[swright81076]

The oracle

touched by nature

 

[British Red]

Beware falling cottages?

 

[blacktimberwolf]

" Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it isn't there "

 

[Robbi]

Toddy Toddy not so Shoddy, how does your garden grow ?

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

How about, The reel hot Toddy.

 

[Biker]

Forum Mum

That would get my vote.

The other would be something totally unintelligible in Scottish dialect... y'know, like how you normally write, but worse.

 

[Toddy]

"Guid gear comes in sma' builk"

Hear ? BR....how did you know I was wearing red shoes ?

I use the "Crewel, sharp lady " one, on another forum (sewing, gentlemen, get the minds out of the gutter )
but admit that I'm tempted by,
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

M

 

[British Red]

Hear ? BR....how did you know I was wearing red shoes ?

M

I saw Bushwacker Bob dancing around and performing the "ding dong" song

 

[Lister]

What do men and forests have in common? Both have a big void where i can hang my hammock

 

[ged]

... Suggestions, please ?

Don't worry about it. I have them turned off in my profile anyway, I think they're a waste of screen real estate.

 

[Goatboy]

"The problem with the world is that the fanatics are so sure of themselves while the wiser people so full of doubts" Bertrand Russell.

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." Mal Reynolds.

 

[Niels]

'Lord make me fast and accurate' Mel Gibson before slaughtering an English battalion in the patriot. That one always stuck with me

 

[Elen Sentier]

That would get my vote.

The other would be something totally unintelligible in Scottish dialect... y'know, like how you normally write, but worse.

Unpronouncable Scottish Gaelic would get my vote

 

[Elen Sentier]

"Guid gear comes in sma' builk"

Hear ? BR....how did you know I was wearing red shoes ?

I use the "Crewel, sharp lady " one, on another forum (sewing, gentlemen, get the minds out of the gutter )
but admit that I'm tempted by,
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

M

Oh I love the dragons one! We've got it on the spare room door

 

[Goatboy]

but admit that I'm tempted by,
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

M

There was Terry Pratchetts version: -

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially simian ones. They aren't that subtle."

 

[Ahjno]

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