things that make you go "hmmm"

[joe mangle]

why do most homeless people drink tennants?

 

[nickliv]

If a man says something, and there isn't a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[firecrest]

If a man says something, and there isn't a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

.........Yes

 

[timboggle]

Do Crabs think Humans walk sideways ??

 

[slammer187]

If Ray Mears and Bear Grylls were to swap knives what would......Oh no wait let's not go there...

 

[jimmy_boy]

Why can't you mantle something?

As long as something has been dismantled I suppose you could re-mantle it?!

 

[Pict]

If unhappy employees are disgruntled, are the happy ones gruntled?

Mac

 

[Melonfish]

If electricity comes from electrons then by the same logic morality must come from morons!
Why can you buy cigarettes in petrol stations when its absolutely forbidden to smoke there?

my all time fave! - Do you need a silencer if you shoot a mime?
if you tied buttered toast the the back of a cat and dropped it what would happen?
what do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

 

[locum76]

where do all of the millions of dead animals go?

why don't people do exactly what I want them to do?

 

[Matt Weir]

Why can you buy cigarettes in petrol stations when its absolutely forbidden to smoke there?

Ah, but you also buy condoms from a Pharmacy but you wouldn't use them in the shop

 

[sapper1]

I know where the seaside is and I know where the sea front is,but where is the sea back?
Why are chillies hot?
If manslaughter is bad what is womens laughter?