things that hurt more than they should

[kai055]

Charge up a 1000v Capacitor and then go to the loo. when some one else was in there at a urinal throw it in and run!
Alan

FUNNY ALAN, we do the same at college sometimes, our teahcer showed us how loool

 

[Native Nathan]

That rare occurence when as you sit down your balls make a perfect alignment with each other and your thighs

In fact any slight knock to the nethers okenest:

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, I think I may beat them all

While answering a call to nature I was distracted when finishing.....
Pulled up my zip and squealed like a banshee.......

A Major case of doctor please take away the pain but leave the swelling

and slightly less painful but equally as funny (for other people) I answered a call of nature on an electric fence............never do that!!!!!!! enough said..

 

[Pcwizme]

stepping on a dressmakers pin,
which was stood dangerous end up on a deep pile carpet - it went into my heel right up to the head.

Painful i stepped on a needle and it went in to the bit of the foot behind myt big toe, and broke in half.

ooh and the other one, i was setting up some remote control plane motors and putting a proppeller on them, and inavertantly turned them on.... caught my finger and well the blood went a little way!

 

[maddave]

running your finger thru an industrial sewing machine... then having to unpick it !! OWWWW !!

 

[TeeGeeBee]

Accidentally biting your own tongue/cheek.

Catching yourself in a zip, (if you know what I mean). Going to hospital and having a beaming matron say, "This won't hurt." a second before proceeding to rip apart the zip. Ruined a good pair of trousers and sprayed blood up the wall and onto the ceiling.

Swollowing break fluid. It has no colour, no smell, no taste and nothing happens for about 15mins. Then all hell breaks loose and you can't get away from the burning pain in your throat and stomach. On the bright side, the pain eases after a couple of hours. Even worse than drinking bleach, (yes, I accidentally drank bleach when I was about nine.) I say about 9, as I don't remember the age, only the pain.

TGB

 

[kai055]

using a bench grinder and it taking the tops off ur fingers off, or i was once using a wood lathe and the piece of wood came out of the vice it was in a slammed me in the chest, was pretty painful,

 

[Clouston]

Originally Posted by Kerne View Post
Having a pee after chopping fresh chillies - not sure I shouldn't get a Darwin award for that one...

That happened once to a chef I used to work with, sorry chaps, but it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, needless to say his nickname became BB (burnt b**ls) he did see the funny side of it eventually

 

[Pandabean]

Theres the zipping up of your fly too quickly and catching your little friend with it.

Appendicitis...for something that isn't really useful or doesnt do much for the body it bloody hurts. Just had mine removed a few weeks ago and slowly recovering.

Also biting off more of your nail than you wanted to.

Standing on a plug with the pins facing up....just as bad as a lego brick.

 

[John Fenna]

Kidney stones!
Likkle bits of gravel, some hardly visible....
But the make themselves known!
Mmmmm Diamorphine!
Or even Pethadine....Mmmmmm....

 

[Jakata]

Cat scratches, though not really hurt as such just itch like mad for ages. I have an ex-feral tom and he can get a bit carried away when playing, he also has a habit of climbing just about everything in site, including my leg.

 

[maddave]

Catching a moustache hair under the ring pull of a can of beer/pop and having it mercilessly plucked out as you finish taking a drink.... OWWWWW!!

 

[John Fenna]

Catching a moustache hair under the ring pull of a can of beer/pop and having it mercilessly plucked out as you finish taking a drink.... OWWWWW!!

And chest hairs in press stud closed shirts!

 

[Melonfish]

Ok how about an eyelash under a contact lense.
if you've never worn lenses then you will never know pain like this, considering the eyelash is generally a rounded hair its amazing how much pain this causes, in fact any sort of dirt/foreign object under a lense no matter how small feels like a 6" spike of granite or slate is poking you in the eye...

 

[clijoe]

Ok how about an eyelash under a contact lense.
if you've never worn lenses then you will never know pain like this, considering the eyelash is generally a rounded hair its amazing how much pain this causes, in fact any sort of dirt/foreign object under a lense no matter how small feels like a 6" spike of granite or slate is poking you in the eye...

Luckily thats an easy fix. It hardly never happens anyway, sometimes when inserting them, but you notice that immediately

 

[Mad Mike]

For pain that last and lasts and........

Just fail to translate what SHMBO says
into what SHMBO means

Ouch!

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