Does it come with plenty of fur clad Lost boys??
That's closer to the reality than you think Tengu.
The village anthem is 'Duellin' Banjos'.
never spotted this thread before, that's a pritty impressive playground
according to this link, no permits required? http://www.welcometoscotland.com/things-to-do/activities/fishing/ayrshire-arran-clyde/loch-doon sounds like my kinda loch
Oh my life..yes, yes and thrice! YES!