The Pink Spork charity mayhem picture and comment thread

[John Fenna]

OK buddies
You have been donating money to see me using the pink plastic sporks and spork cases that people sent me....
The strain on my psyche has been intense...
But once the dosh is deposited with the charity I will show that I have actually lowered myself to the point of handling these afronts to nature!

 

[John Fenna]

OK
So £100 has been raised sooooooooooooooooooooooo
here is one picture of me with the pink Sporks and Spork cases....

You want more?
Donate more!



I told you it had been a strain!

 

[decorum]

>>> I have actually lowered myself to the point of handling these afronts to nature!

Handling? Pah!

>>> I will get photos of me USING at least one of the Pink Sporks while also holding the other six. <<<

okenest:

 

[John Fenna]

Handling? Pah!

okenest:

The Spork is shown feeding me the gruel I am allowed here!

 

[Mesquite]

That's even better than the one you sent me John...

Very reminiscent of Darth Vader in pink

 

[decorum]

Got the pic in whilst I was typing ~ very becoming and downloaded for posterity's sake .

The Spork is shown feeding me the gruel I am allowed here!

A gobful does not a meal make...

 

[John Fenna]

That's even better than the one you sent me John...

Very reminiscent of Darth Vader in pink

I am your father!

 

[British Red]

My eyes......pass the eye bleach someone please

 

[decorum]

I am your father!

Uncle?

 

[Mesquite]

OK
So £100 has been raised sooooooooooooooooooooooo
here is one picture of me with the pink Sporks and Spork cases....

You want more?
Donate more!



I told you it had been a strain!

And if you wish to donate click HERE

I am your father!

I must be a real disappointment to you in that case...

 

[Pandabean]

Does that picture count as you using them or just wearing them?

You have been donating money to see me using the pink plastic sporks and spork cases that people sent me....

Maybe we could get 12 pics and make a John Fenna pink spork calendar for 2013?

 

[John Fenna]

Does that picture count as you using them or just wearing them?





Maybe we could get 12 pics and make a John Fenna pink spork calendar for 2013?

It counts as both!
Boy you would have to raise a shed load of dosh for 12 pictures!

 

[decorum]

Does that picture count as you using them or just wearing them?

That's what I was thinking ~ proof of existence and a quick suck doesn't prove use

Maybe we could get 12 pics and make a John Fenna pink spork calendar for 2013?

:yikes:

 

[Mesquite]

That's what I was thinking ~ proof of existence and a quick suck doesn't prove use





:yikes:

I've already pointed out to John we need at least 2 pics of him eating food with the spork.. using the spoon and fork in each picture

I did suggest he could have used them for his Christmas dinner but that was greeted with stony silence

 

[John Fenna]

Oh dear!

ruining my digestion so you are!

 

[Mesquite]

Very nice John...

But posing with them in your hands above the food isn't actually using them... where's the food ON them being carried to your mouth?

Nice looking breakfast by the way

 

[decorum]

Oh dear!

ruining my digestion so you are!

Sorry John

Still only proof of handling


And only six sporks in the shot

 

[Pandabean]

Hmmm not sure if that is actual proof of use. Not really eating food with them just posing.

Oh dear!

ruining my digestion so you are!

 

[Pandabean]

Ahh looks like I am not the only one that thinks so then.

 

[Mesquite]

Sorry John

Still only proof of handling

And only six sporks in the shot

No... do a recount Phil... John's got 5 around his head and 1 in each hand so he managed to get that bit right