This one made me spit my coffee out!!!
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Mostly great features. A couple of let-downs.
Customer rating 5.0/5.0
26 Sep 2013 By TheMagician
6 out of 6 found this helpful
I'd been looking for a £600 lump of metal to weigh my jeans down for a while. This does the trick perfectly!
A few of the features let it down a little:
The motorbike function gets appalling miles to the gallon.
The quantum teleporter is decidedly inaccurate. I set it for Paris and ended up just south of Chorley.
The trombone needs tuning every time you get it out.
The tent is incomplete and collapsed twice on me last week.
The home brewery kit works, and the beer tastes fine. The wine making kit however, is a little too robust for a merlot.
The satellite dish attachment struggles to connect to the projector.
Changing the volume on the record player is awkward, and the DJ booth isn't nearly big enough to fit more than 3 people in.
The paper shredder can't manage a full book without breaking.
Siri is very unreliable.
The oil dispenser is jammed shut.
The sword is cursed.
And the 12,000 piece jigsaw is missing a piece.
It's also far too easy to get the tools confused. I was going for a small picnic spoon, and accidentally bazooka'd my fruit loops.
And to top it all off, since I updated it to iOS7, it's been running slowly and my cat won't go near it.
Otherwise great! "
