...we shall have axes made of cheese this very day!
put me down for 2, what will the sheaths be made from ?
And I'll have 2 of whatever Southey's on.

...we shall have axes made of cheese this very day!
put me down for 2, what will the sheaths be made from ?
How do you heat treat a cheese axe?
Z
Why do you take an axe?...You could use it to take down dead standing wood but a laplander or bowsaw would be faster and do a better job plus it's a lot lighter to carry in...
How do you heat treat a cheese axe?
Z
Bread surely although a nice custom cracker one would be good.remember to coat your cheese axe with pickle from time to time.put me down for 2, what will the sheaths be made from ?
Shouldn't we be reconditioning the old and traditional tools though...like a mature cheddar? That mold is only and the surface...with the surface sorted and some new bread to hang it on.....
I even cut a old kids bike in half with the axe.![]()
I won't comment on the cheese for the moment but as for the axe part I'd say it could easily be replaced with a saw in the majority of our outings.
Having watched Mr.Mears cut a fresh tree branch down with an axe then cut off the stubby bit still on the tree with a saw so it was neat just reinforced my opinion that the axe was never needed.
I like axes and don't have anything expensive so I feel I could (if it came to it) just carry one axe instead of any other cutting implement and be just fine.
If you don't mind using (abusing) your axe you can open tins, dig holes, fell trees, smash rocks, 'kill zombies', cut any cord or material and still carve yourself a little spoon or whatever you like doing.
Could you do that with a folding/bow saw?
I prefer a machete though for it's lightweight yet effective and versatile cutting abilities and I've used both axe and machete for some seriously abusive tasks.
The axe and machete in this picture are both about 8-10 years old and still going strong, I even cut a old kids bike in half with the axe.
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Really??
i usualy use the old ninja karate chop for jobs like that.
Or was it that it was easy to clean the cut after the branch had been removed and the weight taken out of the joint?
the branch was about 2 fingers thick and he could have done it with just the saw, the axe wasn't needed.
I guess the axe could be seen as 'old fashioned' with all the light weight folding saws on offer for a fraction of the cost. But I still like them, if not just for the sake of having fun while practicing/using one.
Or was he demonstrating a technique?