Two men were shipwrecked in the South Pacific, but luckily the wreckage that they clung to drifted to a beautiful island. The island was full of fruit and game, and had a plentiful supply of water. Unfortunately, they were soon captured by the fierce tribe of cannibals that lived on there.
Just before they were about to be killed and eaten, the men begged to be spared. The chief, being a practical man, said that they should split up and search the island for a food that the tribe had never had before. If one of them provided the tribe with a new foodstuff, then they both would live.
One of the men was sent into the mountains on the island, and the other to the lowlands.
The man sent to the highlands searched for three days, and found many edible plants, all of which he discounted, as he had seen the tribe eating them during his stay. Just before he was about to give up in despair, he was amazed to find some wild vines, with the plumpest, juiciest grapes that he'd ever seen. He picked the best bunch and raced down to see the chief.
When he showed the chief his discovery, he was dismayed to hear the chief say that the tribe had known about the grapes for hundreds of years, that they had hillside full of them just around the next spur from where the man found the grapes, and that they made a cheeky little red out of them that went particularly well with human flesh.
The man asked for one more chance, and the chief, who wasn't a humourless man, said that if the man could stuff all of the grapes up his bum without laughing, with all the tribe watching, then he could live.
One by one, the man put the grapes up his bum, whilst the tribe pointed and laughed. As he was getting to the last one, he could see how ridiculous his situation was, and he found it hard to keep a straight face. As he was about to pop the last one up, he burst out in uncontrollable laughter.
Eventually, when he and the whole tribe had stopped laughing, the chief asked him why he had started laughing then, at the last grape?
The man answered through his tears of laughter: because my mate's walking down the beach with a bunch of coconuts.
Slightly different version:
Theres no need to read the whole joke again just the last word
Two men were shipwrecked in the South Pacific, but luckily the wreckage that they clung to drifted to a beautiful island. The island was full of fruit and game, and had a plentiful supply of water. Unfortunately, they were soon captured by the fierce tribe of cannibals that lived on there.
Just before they were about to be killed and eaten, the men begged to be spared. The chief, being a practical man, said that they should split up and search the island for a food that the tribe had never had before. If one of them provided the tribe with a new foodstuff, then they both would live.
One of the men was sent into the mountains on the island, and the other to the lowlands.
The man sent to the highlands searched for three days, and found many edible plants, all of which he discounted, as he had seen the tribe eating them during his stay. Just before he was about to give up in despair, he was amazed to find some wild vines, with the plumpest, juiciest grapes that he'd ever seen. He picked the best bunch and raced down to see the chief.
When he showed the chief his discovery, he was dismayed to hear the chief say that the tribe had known about the grapes for hundreds of years, that they had hillside full of them just around the next spur from where the man found the grapes, and that they made a cheeky little red out of them that went particularly well with human flesh.
The man asked for one more chance, and the chief, who wasn't a humourless man, said that if the man could stuff all of the grapes up his bum without laughing, with all the tribe watching, then he could live.
One by one, the man put the grapes up his bum, whilst the tribe pointed and laughed. As he was getting to the last one, he could see how ridiculous his situation was, and he found it hard to keep a straight face. As he was about to pop the last one up, he burst out in uncontrollable laughter.
Eventually, when he and the whole tribe had stopped laughing, the chief asked him why he had started laughing then, at the last grape?
The man answered through his tears of laughter: because my mate's walking down the beach with a bunch of pineapples.