Stoopid jokes

[bearbait]

What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

 

[Chris]

 

[gg012]

What is the most luxurious punctuation mark?

An aposhtrophe

 

[Chris]

 

[bearbait]

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Good thinking!

I should have done that myself...

 

[crosslandkelly]

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Still makes me laugh. #thefastshow.

www.facebook.com

 

[Pupers]

The word “Vegetarian” is a Navajo word for ……”Bad Hunter”

 

[bearbait]

Dear people who type in all lowercase,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely,

Capital Letters.

 

[Woody girl]

Saw a wooden hanger in a window today. It read.....
My wife.. (wife crossed out and substituted with husband)... dresses to kill.. and cooks the same way.
Obviously a long suffering wife there.!

 

[bearbait]

There are two theories about winning an argument with a woman.

Neither of them work.

 

[oldtimer]

The only thing my wife doesn't know is why she married me.

 

[Keith_Beef]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who can count in base two and those can't.

 

[bearbait]

I thought that a "Tarte au Citron" was a certain sort of lady in a French car?

 

[oldtimer]

A citron pressé is a French car being tailgaited.

 

[bearbait]

FOR SALE:

Parachute. Only used once; never opened; small stain.

 

[Keith_Beef]

Free to a good home Pokkit XL Bully eats anything luvs children.

 

[Pattree]

 

[Keith_Beef]

I might have read this on here... I tried it out last week on somebody who lives out east of Suez and it tickled him pink, so here goes.

Apparently the people of Dubai don't like to watch the Flintstones.

Spoiler

But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

 

[Pattree]

An “adequist” one!

 

[bearbait]

Me? Apathetic? Nah!

I just can't be arsed...