Found this on the internet:
Spork Poetry
Spork, oh how I adore thee,
beautiful piece of art.
I sit alone in my bed,
no thoughts in my head,
except for those of my spork.
How many a prong does thou have,
oh spork of mine?
There was once an old woman,
she died a happy woman,
her spork in her hand.
Eat a food,
without you?
Oh spork please forgive me.
Spooning and forking,
oh spork how I love thee.
Three prongs,
or four.
An assorment of colors I see withen
thee o' spork of mine.
To spork or not to spork.
Oh spork,
How I eat with thee.
There once was a man named Brutus,
who told the fork, "I can't use this"
And when the fork replied, "then try a spoon"
he slaped it upside the head and said "Buffoon,
I will eat with my spork, fork!
Spork, Oh Spork,
You are so much better than a spoon or fork.
I use my spork
to eat my pork
before I watch Mork...and Mindy
Such a wonderful utensil
Part of my life
Overpowers both spoon and fork
Runneth like a river my love of sporks
Kitchen, restaurant, school, anywhere!
Spork, you are not a fork
I knew to soon you were not a spoon
You are neither, and you are both
Spork, that's why I love you
Sporks are weird
but commonly feared
with prongs like fangs
and the cure for hunger pangs
some claim they can cure a cold
but only the very bold.
we worshipp and adore
those sporks, and want more.
"A Spork Christmas" :
spork at noon
spork at night.
sporking anywhere.
especially when it's christmas.
Spork, spork, spork,
You help us eat,
Spork, spork, spork,
Cafeteria mystery meat,
Spork, spork, spork,
Are these pickled pig's feet?
Spork, Spork, Spork,
Oh what a treat!
"An Un-sporked Life" :
Spork,
what a wonderful thing;
it just makes me,
want to sing.
I love you, I love you,
oh spork of mine;
I can't live without you,
for you are truly divine.
I see you forever,
in my dreams;
I will be with you,
I have foreseen.
But for now,
the spork I need, I cannot get;
I'll just live my un-sporkish life,
within regret.
Spork, Spork, Wonderful Spork,
I use thee instead of a spoon or a fork,
I use thee on soup, I use thee on pork,
I use thee so that I don't look like a dork.
Spork, Spork, Wonderful Spork,
One day I will use you as a cork.
hate a spoon along with a fork,
they were made by some dork,
but the spork was better than anything,
especially with pork
My plate was served a long time ago,
but if I'm going to eat it, I'm going
to eat it with a spork.
-Closing quote from movie "Great Balls of Spork!"
If I had a spork
I'd eat stuff in the morning
I'd eat stuff in the evening
All over this land
Spork Hiaku:
sporks are wonderful
you can scoop up food with them
we really love sporks
With my spork I eat goetta
Oh how it works perfectly to put
In between the intrificate spaces
In between my toes.
One day my spork
JUMPED!
out of my hands
I tried to save it
but it was too late
I do not know why
it committed
SPORKICIDE!
Spork, oh how I adore thee,
beautiful piece of art.
I sit alone in my bed,
no thoughts in my head,
except for those of my spork.
How many a prong does thou have,
oh spork of mine?
There was once an old woman,
she died a happy woman,
her spork in her hand.
Eat a food,
without you?
Oh spork please forgive me.
Spooning and forking,
oh spork how I love thee.
Three prongs,
or four.
An assorment of colors I see withen
thee o' spork of mine.
To spork or not to spork.
Oh spork,
How I eat with thee.
There once was a man named Brutus,
who told the fork, "I can't use this"
And when the fork replied, "then try a spoon"
he slaped it upside the head and said "Buffoon,
I will eat with my spork, fork!
Spork, Oh Spork,
You are so much better than a spoon or fork.
I use my spork
to eat my pork
before I watch Mork...and Mindy
Such a wonderful utensil
Part of my life
Overpowers both spoon and fork
Runneth like a river my love of sporks
Kitchen, restaurant, school, anywhere!
Spork, you are not a fork
I knew to soon you were not a spoon
You are neither, and you are both
Spork, that's why I love you
Sporks are weird
but commonly feared
with prongs like fangs
and the cure for hunger pangs
some claim they can cure a cold
but only the very bold.
we worshipp and adore
those sporks, and want more.
"A Spork Christmas" :
spork at noon
spork at night.
sporking anywhere.
especially when it's christmas.
Spork, spork, spork,
You help us eat,
Spork, spork, spork,
Cafeteria mystery meat,
Spork, spork, spork,
Are these pickled pig's feet?
Spork, Spork, Spork,
Oh what a treat!
"An Un-sporked Life" :
Spork,
what a wonderful thing;
it just makes me,
want to sing.
I love you, I love you,
oh spork of mine;
I can't live without you,
for you are truly divine.
I see you forever,
in my dreams;
I will be with you,
I have foreseen.
But for now,
the spork I need, I cannot get;
I'll just live my un-sporkish life,
within regret.
Spork, Spork, Wonderful Spork,
I use thee instead of a spoon or a fork,
I use thee on soup, I use thee on pork,
I use thee so that I don't look like a dork.
Spork, Spork, Wonderful Spork,
One day I will use you as a cork.
hate a spoon along with a fork,
they were made by some dork,
but the spork was better than anything,
especially with pork
My plate was served a long time ago,
but if I'm going to eat it, I'm going
to eat it with a spork.
-Closing quote from movie "Great Balls of Spork!"
If I had a spork
I'd eat stuff in the morning
I'd eat stuff in the evening
All over this land
Spork Hiaku:
sporks are wonderful
you can scoop up food with them
we really love sporks
With my spork I eat goetta
Oh how it works perfectly to put
In between the intrificate spaces
In between my toes.
One day my spork
JUMPED!
out of my hands
I tried to save it
but it was too late
I do not know why
it committed
SPORKICIDE!
):
and I love it (but not in such an obsesive way as in those poems :yikes: ).
