Southey and JonathanD's Epic 10000 Post Competition

[Retired Member southey]

No matter. So far I am still in the lead for the spoon carving Prize!!

Not sure what comp you've entered Dave and this is for butter knives with butter spreading demo involved not lump of butter holding!

 

[Dave]

I was amazed at how well a wooden knife actually spreads refrigerated butter, compared to a steel butter knife.

[video=youtube;CDrqzne2WxY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDrqzne2WxY[/video]

 

[Retired Member southey]

Its a lovely thing to use isn't it, and kinder on the eye, picture a table set for breakfast, hot toast in the rack fresh from the toaster, a pot of sweet damson jam, and your lovingly created spreader nestled in the spine of the milkman, ahhh happy days

 

[JonathanD]

Do you think there should be a control butter.

 

[Retired Member southey]

I do, but it should an everyman butter, a butter for the people!

 

[JonathanD]

Countrylife? Say chilled to 4 degrees C.

 

[Retired Member southey]

Country life! we shall follow you in to the fray!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Retired Member southey]

Um yeah I reckon that should be right matey!

 

[Retired Member southey]

I am at number 6!!!

Toddy Mod	21-01-2005	19,136
Shewie Mod	15-12-2005	18,862		36
British Red Maker Plus	30-12-2005	14,314
Tony White bear (Admin)	16-04-2003	14,282		42
John Fenna Maker	07-10-2006	11,865		55
southey The ULTIMATE Southerner!	04-06-2006	9,987
JonathanD Herpetological Genius	03-09-2004	9,986		41

 

[JonathanD]

Cool. And no heating up the wood before spreading. That will lead to disqualification and a potential radishing.

 

[JonathanD]

Not anymore.

 

[Retired Member southey]

Yup, any kind of pre spread churning is out too, country life, fresh wrap, one spread, no mini softening scrapes,

 

[Retired Member southey]

Two in the bank!

 

[JonathanD]

Wow. Look at those other gob****es. Except Toddy and Tony of course.

 

[JonathanD]

We're nearly there mate. Two elite heading up.

 

[Retired Member southey]

Hahahahahahaha, I know though the post count takes a dive soon after us, I wonder when some one will come up with old signal to noise ratio though

 

[Retired Member southey]

We're nearly there mate. Two elite heading up.

Hahahahahaha! not long perhapse we should do a post count down!

 

[JonathanD]

We've carried them long enough mate. Time for us to venture forth and leave them behind.

 

[ex-member Raikey]

but i,ve read it now.

so i shall be prepare a special mask which will deflect your face loving off at an angle so acute it will rip not only the side walls of your new Bergens Spaff Palace but the very fabric of time and space.

 

[JonathanD]

How do you get the list up for posters anyhow?