Save me from Miranda !

[abominable_scouse_monster]

Think yourselves lucky.

I'm at my sister's for Crimbo as she isn't well.

I organised Sky for her as she's virtually housebound, thinking there are hundreds and hundreds of stuff to entertain and keep her in touch with the world.

She watches the biggest load of tripe ever to be aired and I'm currently being subjected to the shoite and drivel that is "Most Haunted" and "Extreme Makeover".

My sister used to be quite clever but has regressed due to the influence of the idiot's lantern in the corner.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!



Liam

Wait till she finds CBS reality, Judge Judy every other hour back to back...

 

[Miyagi]

Wait till she finds CBS reality, Judge Judy every other hour back to back...

She has.

And the Plus one (+1) channels.

I despair.


Liam

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

She has.

And the Plus one (+1) channels.

I despair.


Liam

I am so sorry, look I can give you a full frontal lobotomy or a bottle of buckfast, both the same thing but one is quicker.

 

[Miyagi]

I am so sorry, look I can give you a full frontal lobotomy or a bottle of buckfast, both the same thing but one is quicker.

You're too kind Scouser.

Can I opt for the full frontal lobotomy rather than the bottle in front of me?

I have standards you see?...


Liam

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

You're too kind Scouser.

Can I opt for the full frontal lobotomy rather than the bottle in front of me?

I have standards you see?...


Liam

Come hither I have the ice pick and lump hammer ready.... and if you took the buckfast I would have done it any how, on principal

 

[Opal]

Mentioned her to my wife last week, she thinks Miranda is funny I think Winston Churchill was funnier than Miranda. There's hope for my missus in theatre then.....mind you, she does work in the ossy.