That's insane! IT'S A MONTH'S RENT! MORE THAN! Ok; I'm a student, I share a house with four other people, and my rent is cheap, but still...
I think the Woodlore board must sit around their enormous mahogany table (finely polished by Saami virgins, of course...), smoking cigars (hand rolled by the Yekuana), sipping Chianti (don't forget the fava beans) and giggle at what rediculous thing they can do next: "I know, let's buy a load of GS shirts from the army and change the buttons..."