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Give a man a fish and he will be fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and you have ruined a perfectly good business opportunity :biggthump
Teach a man to fish, and you have ruined a perfectly good business opportunity :biggthump
bambodoggy
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
bambodoggy
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
"Never trust an English household that makes you take your shoes off as you enter their home".
"Can't talk.......eating" - Homer J Simpson.
"I think, therefore I am" - René Descartes.
"I am, therefore I must be" - Monty Python.
"Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes".
"This looks like a complicated job, better get a bigger hammer", - My father, Ex-REME and British Airways machanic amoungst others I suspect.
"Go on, you'll be fine" - Several mates as I tried out our newly built "death slide" as a kid.
"Can't talk.......eating" - Homer J Simpson.
"I think, therefore I am" - René Descartes.
"I am, therefore I must be" - Monty Python.
"Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes".
"This looks like a complicated job, better get a bigger hammer", - My father, Ex-REME and British Airways machanic amoungst others I suspect.
"Go on, you'll be fine" - Several mates as I tried out our newly built "death slide" as a kid.
:roll: :shock:
From an "England's Glory" matchbox donkey's years ago..
"Diplomacy is the art of letting other people have your way"
"Diplomacy is the art of letting other people have your way"
To be is to do (I. Kant)
To do is to be (A. Sartre)
Do-be-do-be-do (F. Sinatra)
Yabba-Dabba-Doo! (F. Flinstone)
Haggis is a kind of stuff black pudding eaten by the Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and... [Excuse me a minute.]
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel
But it was just some Git with a torch bringing me more work !
To do is to be (A. Sartre)
Do-be-do-be-do (F. Sinatra)
Yabba-Dabba-Doo! (F. Flinstone)
Haggis is a kind of stuff black pudding eaten by the Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and... [Excuse me a minute.]
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel
But it was just some Git with a torch bringing me more work !
Quote from a recent Radio 4 comedy show.
):
I was in stitches. Why is it that some little thing can crease you in half...
Women asking why a rather drunk girlfriend, out for the night, was not returning home from a first date and mishearing her a little
): I was in stitches. Why is it that some little thing can crease you in half...
"In the world I see, you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower... and when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. "
Tyler Durden - Fight Club.
We can only hope.
Tyler Durden - Fight Club.
We can only hope.
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