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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/05/9-companies-cashing-in-on_n_751438.html#s150746

Run for the hills!
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Civilisation has lasted longer than the "Y2K Compliant" cr*p that these people flogged ten years ago.
Happy trails...torc.
 
Oh dear....

Many companies are taking advantage (insert exploiting) of an uncertain economic future to sell "survival seeds," seeds that are sold in indestructible containers that can be buried to avoid confiscation.

The cost of survival seeds: $149

I guess these paranoid customers are absoultley minted, and extremely gullable.

TBL.
 
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For a moment when I saw the word "confiscation" I thought we were talking seeds for certain herbal plants.. I now realise we are talking ordinary garden peas etc.. in dry baby milk tins!!!

LMAO... how gullible are people going to be, any gardener knows that the seeds that you get from the garden center come in vacuum packed sachets with a "viability" shelf life of 1-2 years and if you bury them they grow..!

I'm desperately trying to avoid a big DUH! here ooops!
 
There are a surprising number of people who are absolutely convinced that the Codex Alimentarius means that the government is going to be sending the troops (in black helicopters, obviously) to confiscate everybody's homegrown veg any day now (actually, I think it was supposed to kick off a couple of years back). No, really!

As the saying goes: "Only two things are infinite - the Universe, and human stupidity... And I'm not sure about the Universe."
 
Beware of the bead'y eye's next time you walk past the allotments-
one mention of ' I've come to collect' and its death by mauris piper to the chant of...

they may take our lives, but they will never take our Scarlet Nantez Carrots!!

Sorry, i got carried away... i find the thought hysterical :)

We shall fight them on the turnips!!!

I'll stop now.
 
You guys are aware aren't you that one of the primary markets for these items are the Mormons? The LDS have to store a years food to guard against unemployment, famine etc.

It strikes me as less foolish than all the rules many other religions lay down, but that's just me.

Right carry on, cos bushcrafters never buy anything they have no need for in their day to day lives do they?

Red
 
There are a surprising number of people who are absolutely convinced that the Codex Alimentarius means that the government is going to be sending the troops (in black helicopters, obviously) to confiscate everybody's homegrown veg any day now (actually, I think it was supposed to kick off a couple of years back). No, really!

They won't need choppers.

http://foodfreedom.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/s-510-is-hissing-in-the-grass/

http://foodfreedom.wordpress.com/2009/06/13/seeds-how-to-criminalize-them/

And well said Red.

And IBTL :D
 
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I think it was just a little fun on an otherwise gloomy day Red...

From my end it was more a jibe at some (to be honest) quite terrible marketing, quote- "In an economic meltdown, non-hybrid seeds could become more valuable than gold," their ad says

Everyone is entitled to a view, opinion, culture.

It just amuses me the way advertising companys preceive the 'customer'

Just my two beans worth! :)

TBL.
 
You guys are aware aren't you that one of the primary markets for these items are the Mormons? The LDS have to store a years food to guard against unemployment, famine etc.

It strikes me as less foolish than all the rules many other religions lay down, but that's just me.

Right carry on, cos bushcrafters never buy anything they have no need for in their day to day lives do they?

Red

Agreed. Apparently the Swiss have this tradition also.
 
You guys are aware aren't you that one of the primary markets for these items are the Mormons? The LDS have to store a years food to guard against unemployment, famine etc.

That's no excuse for paying 10x over the odds for a few packets of seeds in a tin though, is it?
 
I cant say I find that all surprising as companies over there have been doing that for decades to supply the millions of folks who live on the edge of the grid expecting to be flooded out or snowed in for four months of the year, if you arent going to eat tourists then you have to have some plan to deal with the winter. in the past they would have good lifed it and spent autumn canning fruits and drying beans anyway.

nothing to do with teotwawki at all just common sense, it wasnt so long ago here that folks would have a pantry full of stuff to last out being snowed in, my neighbours buy from suma so to get a good price have to have a 6 month stock of kidney beans, lentils and tinned tomatoes.

a lot of folks in the states will buy in bulk rice, pasta ect and can it themselves in big buckets and fill with dry ice to preserve it so it can last a year or two next to piles if tinned peaches and corned beef, a few have the mind set that they cant trust the government to come to their aid like they didnt in katrina, they also have plans to waterproof all their important stuff and just be prepared in general. when you look at the effects of mass flooding, snow ins and forest fires over there then its common sense really and not nutty survivalism.

I should say that with the economy as it is and they are forecasting another super cold winter this year then its the numpy who doesnt have a few weeks worth of simple basics tucked away to tide you through even if its just taking advantage of the special offers on baked beans at morrisons. survivalists, preppers etc.. have a bit of a bad name because they at least are looking forward for the unexpected and while everyone else is thinking they can just move into asda for a year or two to avoid the plague of zombies they at least have bought time to think when the 24 hour out of season food stocks disappear. folks seem to have forgotten just what seasonal eating was like with autumn being spent bashing out jams and stewed fruits to last till april. its scary just how ignorant and complacent society as become regarding the total lack of food security we actually have in this country. 700 dollars for a years calorie security? pretty cheap I reckon as its not even a months shopping bill.

seeds in a tin stay stable longer than seeds in a packet which is why kew has special climate controlled seed banks set up.
 
I guess I'd have to price up the individual seeds and work it out, its a couple of quid a packet down the garden centre now and you dont get do much in a packet.

its all worthless if you dont know how to grow stuff though.

I suppose the price matches the market like 400 quid for a knife labelled bushcraft compared to a kitchen knife for a tenner! mind you the tv ads probably mark the price up a fair bit, one of our kitchen competitors used to do about 2k of advertising a week so obviously his gear cost a lot more than ours did when it was from the same supplier. I guess you cant complain when the stuff fails to grow as the world will have been overrun by genetically engineered mutant zombies by then :)
 
and chickens with ten bums!! dont forget the chickens,

I see it as a consumer product for those who want to prep but dont want to go throught the effort of doing it them selves, so more fool them for buying it, but if they have the cash to do it fair enough,
 
I cant say I find that all surprising as companies over there have been doing that for decades to supply the millions of folks who live on the edge of the grid expecting to be flooded out or snowed in for four months of the year, if you arent going to eat tourists then you have to have some plan to deal with the winter. in the past they would have good lifed it and spent autumn canning fruits and drying beans anyway.

nothing to do with teotwawki at all just common sense, it wasnt so long ago here that folks would have a pantry full of stuff to last out being snowed in, my neighbours buy from suma so to get a good price have to have a 6 month stock of kidney beans, lentils and tinned tomatoes.

a lot of folks in the states will buy in bulk rice, pasta ect and can it themselves in big buckets and fill with dry ice to preserve it so it can last a year or two next to piles if tinned peaches and corned beef, a few have the mind set that they cant trust the government to come to their aid like they didnt in katrina, they also have plans to waterproof all their important stuff and just be prepared in general. when you look at the effects of mass flooding, snow ins and forest fires over there then its common sense really and not nutty survivalism.

I should say that with the economy as it is and they are forecasting another super cold winter this year then its the numpy who doesnt have a few weeks worth of simple basics tucked away to tide you through even if its just taking advantage of the special offers on baked beans at morrisons. survivalists, preppers etc.. have a bit of a bad name because they at least are looking forward for the unexpected and while everyone else is thinking they can just move into asda for a year or two to avoid the plague of zombies they at least have bought time to think when the 24 hour out of season food stocks disappear. folks seem to have forgotten just what seasonal eating was like with autumn being spent bashing out jams and stewed fruits to last till april. its scary just how ignorant and complacent society as become regarding the total lack of food security we actually have in this country. 700 dollars for a years calorie security? pretty cheap I reckon as its not even a months shopping bill.

seeds in a tin stay stable longer than seeds in a packet which is why kew has special climate controlled seed banks set up.

Nowt wrong with prepping ...the prices seem a little steep though... and in my heaven the pets go too!
 
you cant take a pet to heaven with you!! it would be a nightmare keeping your white frock clean from muddy paw prints, the cloud being torn up with digging and scratching, not to mention all that howling during harp practice :)

and what about the dogs pets? how do you de-flea a cloud?
 

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