My idea of a perfect tarp (yes, call me shallow.)

[Biker]

http://nookdeejung.blogspot.com/2011/07/can-you-guess-who-it-is-yet-risque-26.html

Got sent this today and thought I'd could spend many a restful night hammocked between those two limbs protected from the elements by the canopy above.

Here's a pic of it.

http://ph.cdn.photos.upi.com/collection/upi/667920dc45396378adf596aecdd730e0/People-Pose-with-Giant-Marilyn-Monroe-Sculpture-in-Chicago_1.jpg





I'll get my coat.

 

[Mesquite]

I'll get my coat.

Good move

 

[BobvanVelzen]

Might get wet though

 

[Mesquite]

Might get wet though

I dread to think what the windy conditions would be like

 

[Shewie]

Phwoar not half mrs

I think I'd be able to get to sleep, eventually

 

[Barn Owl]

Nice one Hal, sorry Aaron.

 

[RonW]

Can you imagine the view of the "heavens"?
This place is not the best one for sleeping with a mind at ease....

On the other... ehh... hand; hammocking requires only 2 poles, not 3. Right?

 

[R.Lewis]

One great looking tarp but a couple of problems I can see. One, is attracts far too much attention for my liking and two, not very easy to transport..

 

[John Fenna]

Nice bit of kit - but not for the lightweight fans.....

 

[Tony]

I was thinking....Heck, Biker should know better than putting tarp threads in the other chatter, another thread i'm going to have to move because people are too lazy to put them in the right place...moan, moan ,moan.

Glad to see I was wrong

 

[Biker]

I was thinking....Heck, Biker should know better than putting tarp threads in the other chatter, another thread i'm going to have to move because people are too lazy to put them in the right place...moan, moan ,moan.

Glad to see I was wrong

That got a chuckle from me Tony. However I really did consider posting it there first... then thought better of it.

 

[Eric_Methven]

That tarp is more like a parachute - a place where blokes gather for a canny bit o' crack!

If she was 3000 ft tall you could say you've been up a Munro.

 

[decorum]

... Got sent this today and thought I'd could spend many a restful night hammocked between those two limbs protected from the elements by the canopy above.

And on that ilk ~ Does this guy remind anyone else of a certain Mr. F?

Someone warn Betty ...

 

[John Fenna]

Nah - he only has 3 stripes Mr F is Officer Material!

 

[decorum]

Nah - he only has 3 stripes Mr F is Officer Material!

Well, you said it ~ Urban Dictionary . Personally, I think better of you .

 

[drewdunnrespect]

Oh yes now that is the perfect tarp biker

 

[Mesquite]

Well, you said it ~ Urban Dictionary

 

[Biker]

Well, you said it ~ Urban Dictionary . Personally, I think better of you .

Poor John. Could the ribbing from Mesquite and Decorum have got any worse? ... Then he goes and hands them a loaded gun.

I'm guessing that faux pas's going to take about 3 years to live down Captain Fenna.

 

[decorum]

Poor John. Could the ribbing from Mesquite and Decorum have got any worse?

Frankly? Yes ~ good job we're fond of the old codger, innit .
:why:

Lookee here

 

[John Fenna]

Yea gods - the oiks can read these days!
But their own dictionary - must be a fake!
As to Captain Fenna - that was a genuine ancestor of mine .... a slum landlord who drank the family fortune!
I bet that your (collective) ancestors were the ones whos rents paid for the booze!
Surely that Mid west definition of Fenna is wrong ... purely their words being muffled by chewin baccy and John Deere 'ball caps worn too tight...
I prefer the Morroccan meaning of my glorious name - as told me by a guy on Marakesh airport customs/immegration control when he looked at my passport.
Out in Morrocco "Fenna" means "beautiful" - suck that one up uglies!






Yea the airport guy p*ssed himself laughing too......