Blimey Rich, you sound like my missus
Not exactly haute couture I know but if your'e one of the 'not bovered couldn't give a whotsit' gang they are ideal, just pop them on over your trainers and hey presto......dry and mud free footware. Extra bonus as I said before, they are CHEAP!
Anyway, off to forage in some bins now!
Lol, got your Special Brew ?