Right then, down to business.
Looks like it's Elevenses and his lady, IntrepidStu and his lady, Red Kite, me and possibly Dwardo. How about our Emu friend?
As the ladies are coming and are new to this sort of thing then I have rethought the whole set-up. It's going to be a ladies weekend.
With that in mind I went in search of a loo seat at the cheapy shop (I'm more broke than you could imagine) but didn't find one. I did, however, find a solar camp shower. It looks at bit rubbish for a shower and I can't imagine the girls wanting to strip off in a strange wood with strange men around and shower under a plastic bag but it could be very useful for hand and face washing.
I'm going to locate us near middle camp as that's closer to the loo and other features that will be more psychologically comforting. Speaking of psychological comfort may I recommend the following:
Get there as early as you possibly can so the girls can acclimatise. We may think any wood is a piece of heaven on earth but newbies will need to sniff around a bit more. I'm aiming for early to mid afternoon so will get to work on improving the loo.
I also recommend the following items:
- Nice deck chairs for them if not for yourselves - I have one for me and there are some rubbishy ones there plus plenty of stumps.
- Blankets to wrap them in when the evening chill bites.
- If you've got any of those solar garden lights then bring them too. It'll make night time trips to the loo for the ladies much more comfortable as well as giving a bit of an enchanted atmosphere. I can bring loads of T-lights and there are lots of jam jars there but they'll all be out by 2 or 3 in the morning.
- Water. I know there are springs there and at middle camp we have taps but as I always boil and the kettle only holds around 3 litres then you might as well bring 5 to 10 litres, or more, to see you through for a while. I'll bring as much as I can too. That said Dave the Wood just drinks the water and he's never been ill. Tis up to thee.
- Nice food. A barbecue would be an idea. We have some metal grills but they're a bit battered.
- Alcohol (if worst comes to worst then you can at least render them unconscious)
- Comfy bedding complete with sheets, quilt and pillows could be the difference between complete success that will lead to many decades of happy bushcrafting together or abject failure resulting in a painful divorce.
- Boots or wellies as it can be a muddy wood and trainers as it can be okay if the weather hasn't been too wet.
Ultimately it's up to you guys. They're your women but I know how unpleasant lots of women can find such places and I know how unpleasant a not very happy woman whose stuck in a place she doesn't want to be in can be.
We'll make sure to transport all the kit down so don't worry about weight.
Think that's it.