Lingo Differnces

[StuMsg]

Stumbled upon this thread - here's a translation challenge for those bored at work. Translate from doric to english:

Wint fir a wee dither the ither morn to hae a glek it the coos in i fields. Felt like an eejit fan a took i wrang waay, ended up tikin mare thin a whiley - now mi fit's sare and as hard as a copae bap. Ye'd think am glekit, bit am nae.

 

[santaman2000]

LOL. Try this one: http://youtu.be/fXSLcYQHqFQ

 

[Goatboy]

Stumbled upon this thread - here's a translation challenge for those bored at work. Translate from doric to english:

Wint fir a wee dither the ither morn to hae a glek it the coos in i fields. Felt like an eejit fan a took i wrang waay, ended up tikin mare thin a whiley - now mi fit's sare and as hard as a copae bap. Ye'd think am glekit, bit am nae.

Went for a wander the other morning to have a look at the cows in the fields. One felt like an idiot when one took the wrong way, ended up taking more than a while - now my foot is as sore and as hard as a Co-Op roll. You'd think Ones stupid, but one isn't.

Can one take the plumbs out now?