Sorry John, you're a hybrid
EdS that makes perfect sense to me
Graffiti on a local bus stop (just round the corner from where they make Tunnock's caramel wafers and teacakes)
"Uddie polis are sweaty black army gutties! "
or the sign on the front of a local bus, without a word of a lie, complete with the correct punctuation, it said,
"Ah'm no' in service"
Like Chainsaw, what we call the bunker is the worktop beside the sink, but I know of folks who call the cupboard under the stairs the bunker because that's where the coal used to be kept. Those who kept it in specially built outdoors storage called them coal bunkers. Others call it the Dunny.....which went to Australia and became their loo
Presumably some connection to dungeons.
Woodlice are slaters
baffies are comfy slippers (from bauchle, old shoes) stanks often stink, and how did a word for a sweetie become corrupted
Mary