as it transpired - the nurse's son plays for a rival rugby club.
may account for the liberal application of molten lava / antiseptic afterwards
may account for the liberal application of molten lava / antiseptic afterwards
less than an hour until i'm emasculated
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Well ... it takes balls to go and do a thing like that....
(here all night, please try the veal
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(here all night, please try the veal
)Well ... it takes balls to go and do a thing like that....
(here all night, please try the veal
oh dear,....hahaha
i went for the fish instead thanks,...
Nowt to do with havin no ball's ive had a endoscope,colonoscope,kidney biopsy,and got a cystoscope comin up all not fun,just dont want,my pipe's cut thank's.
it was just an excuse to make a joke dude (balls, vasectomy...) , no disrespect intended. I'll get my coat...
I volunteered 17 years ago, bit of an ache afterwards for a couple of days but apart from that no problem.
Andy,
I had one of them there cystoscope things on tuesday, the anesthetic jelly stings a little bit but the procedure is painless. And the view on the moniter is fascinating.
Andy,
I had one of them there cystoscope things on tuesday, the anesthetic jelly stings a little bit but the procedure is painless. And the view on the moniter is fascinating.
I had mine done 15 years ago.
Didn't go well, anaesthetic only worked on one side.
Since then, about once a year I get a 'blowout'. The tube from one ball gets swollen - well, it's like a hose with a knot in it - then something ruptures, ball doubles in size and I walk like a bulldog with haemorrhoids for a day or so. Sometimes need antibiotics.
It's not that uncommon.
Didn't go well, anaesthetic only worked on one side.
Since then, about once a year I get a 'blowout'. The tube from one ball gets swollen - well, it's like a hose with a knot in it - then something ruptures, ball doubles in size and I walk like a bulldog with haemorrhoids for a day or so. Sometimes need antibiotics.
It's not that uncommon.
just to let you know - the local has worn off and am now experiancing constant balls/lower abdomen ache.
is it beer o clock yet?
is it beer o clock yet?
resnikov
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
For all us jaffas in a TEOHWAWKI situation we may have all the bushcraft skills in the world to survive, but we are going to be no good if the world needs repopulating 
Same thing i had.
The Snip went ok initially, slight swelling/bruising/aching ,
But 2 years ago, Thought i'd grown a third nut, Scarey to say the least,
Turns out it was the epididymis on the left one, Started out on antibiotics, eased it at first so did painkillers,
The pain was constant and awful, It can only be described as that feeling you get after being kicked in the nads but all day long. So the only option was to have an Epididymectomy. Total success no more pain, after the op it felt and looked like someone had smacked it with a mallet, and the John Wayne walk only lasted a week.
Still, don't regret having it done though.
You'll be fine mate, might even get a lolly! I think I'll get it done after we've had our desired ammount of offspring. Could always put it off and just do her in ***, haha! best of luck though.
ok quick update-
still sore, but beer o clock has arrived
stitch site sites holding
left goolie fine
right goolie mahoosive :yikes:
general bag appearance, LARGE angry walnut :yikes:
still sore, but beer o clock has arrived
stitch site sites holding
left goolie fine
right goolie mahoosive :yikes:
general bag appearance, LARGE angry walnut :yikes:
:yikes:a friend of mine has just been to hospital !He had to have a big `mole` cut off his penis !!!:yikes:
The doctor`s have given him
stern advice against any future attempts of trying to have sex .......... with them little furry critters !!!
get well soon mate , the snips not for me either !!!
The doctor`s have given him
stern advice against any future attempts of trying to have sex .......... with them little furry critters !!!get well soon mate , the snips not for me either !!!
