Is this evidence of a big cat ??

[Paul_B]

< I visited Barrow and saw Polar Bears. > snip

II am going to move away from South Cumbria, I do not feel safe with polar bears in Barrow!! They really travel far so I do not feel safe at 40 miles away.

What is advised as personal protection from Polar Bears? A Magnum or a large calibre rifle? how do I get a licence for one as a general purpose carry?

 

[Falstaff]

II am going to move away from South Cumbria, I do not feel safe with polar bears in Barrow!! They really travel far so I do not feel safe at 40 miles away.

What is advised as personal protection from Polar Bears? A Magnum or a large calibre rifle? how do I get a licence for one as a general purpose carry?

I hear they like Magnums, and Mars bars........, but I haven't see a single bear on my greenhouse roof since I fitted the Bird spikes.

 

[Tengu]

Prudent. They keep on mistaking the glass for ice.

 

[Pattree]

If they stand on their back legs looking depressed are they bi……….

Sorry, I’m leaving right now…….

 

[Paul_B]

If they stand on their back legs looking depressed are they bi……….

Sorry, I’m leaving right now…….

It is the state of the modern world that my first thought on that comment was what has sexual orientation / preferences got to do with standing on their hind legs.

Woosh! your joke went over my head but I did end up catching it. Just not laughing much, sorry!

 

[Ozmundo]

I have new evidence!



All my research leads me to the conclusion this is the very rare Wakandan Coal Tiger. Only one exigent example has been documented by Jack Kirby.

 

[nigelp]

II am going to move away from South Cumbria, I do not feel safe with polar bears in Barrow!! They really travel far so I do not feel safe at 40 miles away.

What is advised as personal protection from Polar Bears? A Magnum or a large calibre rifle? how do I get a licence for one as a general purpose carry?

Glacier mints. Distracts them long enough to escape.

 

[Paul_B]

Glacier mints. Distracts them long enough to escape.

Good to know but I have been trying to make glacier mints for sooo long and all I end up with is bloody Kendal Mint Cakes. Even polar bears won't eat them, unless on holiday climbing Everest of course. It is the price of summiting, two pieces of Kendal Mint Cake and a few more brain cells lost or the abominable snowmen won't let you leave!! I had that from good authority, Jack Frost told me and the Easter bunny did not disagree.

Sorry but I think reading this thread is making me lose whatever was left of my mind.