I was wondering if maybe fishing with that packet of pork scratchings was the best Idea of the day.
I was thinking that if sharks can smell blood from miles, maybe fishing with bleeding bits of steak may be a better move.
Then this huge fish jumped out of the water.
You could tell it was at least four foot long as I didnt catch it.
The horrible fish was messing about at least 20 yards beyond where I could cast.
I was having this one sided conversation with it, much to the amusement of the brats when it suddenly occurred to me that I needed to build another canoe, so I could go fishing when I dont want to to keep the kids happy, even though I hate canoes and then I could go find more trees when its windy.
Er....
On second thoughts, that may have been a bit of flawed thinking...
But then I wasnt really checking for flaws.
Just thinking about piggin fish.